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You know that your having a bad day when......

When you shake a bottle of "Newman's Own" Italian salad dressing, not realising that the cap isn't secure.

And promptly empty half the bottle over the kitchen sink, the kitchen surfaces, the kitchen floor and oh yeah....the T-shirt you have only been wearing for about half an hour.

So now said T-shirt has an entire sleeve which is covered in vinegar seeds (or whatever type of seeds they happen to be) and a rather ugly looking Italian dressing oil stain to boot.

Oh yeah....guess what it says on the front on the T-shirt?....

"It's hard work being a genius"

I mean to say....you couldn't actually make that up.

Just give me the Frank Spencer of CM award RIGHT NOW DAMMIT.
 
When you shake a bottle of "Newman's Own" Italian salad dressing, not realising that the cap isn't secure.

And promptly empty half the bottle over the kitchen sink, the kitchen surfaces, the kitchen floor and oh yeah....the T-shirt you have only been wearing for about half an hour.

So now said T-shirt has an entire sleeve which is covered in vinegar seeds (or whatever type of seeds they happen to be) and a rather ugly looking Italian dressing oil stain to boot.

Oh yeah....guess what it says on the front on the T-shirt?....

"It's hard work being a genius"

I mean to say....you couldn't actually make that up.

Just give me the Frank Spencer of CM award RIGHT NOW DAMMIT.

LOL :D
 
When playing in the morning...everything before 10.30 is way to bust...

Today started with 170 - reached 180 with IR and then someone turned the lights down...tried 10 different slots (about 50 spins each) and nothing helped...should have stopped at 100, but no...no features, no "big wins", highest hit was 10x....
 
When the first spin of the day on Raging Rhino produces J Q J J on the first reel. I just quit because I know what's coming.
 
I knew it was going to be a bad day when my girlfriend phoned me to tell me she was leaving me for Colin :mad:

Well you could have been a Squirrel

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