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I'd like to have a neutrino blaster to turn all the reels into wilds on the MGS 243 lines range.. 
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Super Anit-matter powers to dissolves Netent, MG, WMS, Novo, PnG Headquarters and their servers into nothing but atoms 
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I'd love to be a 100% guaranteed clair voyant and predict with 100% certainty the outcome of the next 10 spins or so...
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Super Anit-matter powers to dissolves Netent, MG, WMS, Novo, PnG Headquarters and their servers into nothing but atoms
Well, i am a guy that genuinely believes anything may be possible in this universe, and as such, just out of fear you might develop these powers if you try hard enough, i will now have to spend the rest of my life trying to master anti-antimatter magic, so i can at least save WMS, PnG, MG and NetEnt
You can disintegrate Novo if you really have the urge ^.^
I still thought i'd hint: you might better focus your aggression towards just a few select slots of the aforementioned providers perhaps?
Don't take away my money-sucking babies!
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I'd be SlotMan. With the power to change any slot's RTP just by staring at it angrily.
Would be shit for saving the world from evil but bloody great for my sessions
I actually have this power, strangely enough it only works every other 100th session
I do know i've got the angry staring part down....wonder what's missing..
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I'd like to have the ability to have a slot pay the maximum win allowed whenever I wanted by thinking about it. Now that would be a cool power in the slot world! For Roulette I would like to know which number is going to land before I place my bet. With great powers comes great responsibility so I would have to use them wisely so I don't get banned from casinos
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I wouldn't use them in a game since it would defeat the purpose of a chance at winning, and it would be a quick bore.
Instead I'd have Mr. Trump eat a piece of humble pie and quit acting like a narcissistic asshole. And then I would eradicate religion from the world, and convince people to focus on reason and science. So much for my killjoy answer.
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I wouldn't use them in a game since it would defeat the purpose of a chance at winning, and it would be a quick bore.
Instead I'd have Mr. Trump eat a piece of humble pie and quit acting like a narcissistic asshole. And then I would eradicate religion from the world, and convince people to focus on reason and science. So much for my killjoy answer.
Well that took the fun from that thread lol
I wouldn't use them in a game since it would defeat the purpose of a chance at winning, and it would be a quick bore.
Instead I'd have Mr. Trump eat a piece of humble pie and quit acting like a narcissistic asshole. And then I would eradicate religion from the world, and convince people to focus on reason and science. So much for my killjoy answer.
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Well, I'm not really a cheating kind of gal, so maybe just the ability to speed up some slots with lengthy line win count-ups, or wilds that expand when they are not paying.
Oh, and maybe some replicating ability for my beer. That would be fun!
Oh, and maybe some replicating ability for my beer. That would be fun!
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Mine would be the ability to walk the dog, grab a beer from the fridge, go into the garden for a cig, and do the housework (all by mind control) as I'm on a hot session and don't want to leave the mouse unattended
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Killjoy indeed but in all seriousness I do agree that religion is a bane on humanity in many ways. Wars and killings are done in the name of it and not only is that wrong it just doesn't make any sense at all.I wouldn't use them in a game since it would defeat the purpose of a chance at winning, and it would be a quick bore.
Instead I'd have Mr. Trump eat a piece of humble pie and quit acting like a narcissistic asshole. And then I would eradicate religion from the world, and convince people to focus on reason and science. So much for my killjoy answer.
geordiecolin
Sporney eyed parrot faced wazzock
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I would eradicate all of the reasons that the powerful use to buy weapons and defense systems and start wars. Then there would be no deaths due to wars and the world would not starve or live in poverty and be able to build infrastructures that would ensure there is water for all.
Failing that I would hit a five line on my first free spin on the highest stake on Dead or Alive.
Failing that I would hit a five line on my first free spin on the highest stake on Dead or Alive.
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I would use my super power to earn millions of dollars not so much for myself but to help really hard working good people pay off their mortgages etc and allow them to have a comfortable life without any stress.
To help people in need would make me feel really happy
To help people in need would make me feel really happy
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I wouldn't use them in a game since it would defeat the purpose of a chance at winning, and it would be a quick bore.
Instead I'd have Mr. Trump eat a piece of humble pie and quit acting like a narcissistic asshole. And then I would eradicate religion from the world, and convince people to focus on reason and science. So much for my killjoy answer.
This is the response I would use in this thread if I already had gambling super powers. I would then also go and make the worlds most beloved gambling forum to hide the fact, wait there...
You may eradicate religion, but it doesn't guarantee people will stop believing. And what about the freedom of choice?
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Well, i am a guy that genuinely believes anything may be possible in this universe, and as such, just out of fear you might develop these powers if you try hard enough, i will now have to spend the rest of my life trying to master anti-antimatter magic, so i can at least save WMS, PnG, MG and NetEnt
You can disintegrate Novo if you really have the urge ^.^
I still thought i'd hint: you might better focus your aggression towards just a few select slots of the aforementioned providers perhaps?
Don't take away my money-sucking babies!
Yeah, but you're Dutch and smoke Moroccan.
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No, eradicate the shit-stirrers who boss certain religions/cults.
Anyway, I am scientifically-minded too and science does benefit mankind in general.
But I'm also a betting man. So I believe in God. If I'm right, I get welcomed through the Pearly Gates. If I'm wrong I've lost sod-all.
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Not to change this into a religion thread but i am a believer in God.
I feel i had a chance of being forgiven for gambling since i was 7yo if only i had not took the royal piss by spinning some real cash on s****urst.
I feel i had a chance of being forgiven for gambling since i was 7yo if only i had not took the royal piss by spinning some real cash on s****urst.
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I think slots wouldn't be much fun if you had too strong a superpower so you always win . I would like the superpower known as 3rd scatter control where as it's waving past for the 11th tease in a row you can freeze the reel or just nudge it back a bit like the Koi Princess fish . And maybe also I'd like bonus wheel anti -coin win magnetic powers where if it's about to stop on coin win the wheel mysteriously speeds up again And for any picking games I'd like the power to unpick when necessary
And for any picking games I'd like the power to unpick when necessary 
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I would like ESP to be able to always win at Roulette. Fastest route to being a billionaire.
Not only did I thank and like Casinomeister, I'll include a +1. Religion represents everything wrong with civilization.
Not only did I thank and like Casinomeister, I'll include a +1. Religion represents everything wrong with civilization.
I think slots wouldn't be much fun if you had too strong a superpower so you always win . I would like the superpower known as 3rd scatter control where as it's waving past for the 11th tease in a row you can freeze the reel or just nudge it back a bit like the Koi Princess fish . And maybe also I'd like bonus wheel anti -coin win magnetic powers where if it's about to stop on coin win the wheel mysteriously speeds up again
hahaha you'll be superpowerful then
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No, eradicate the shit-stirrers who boss certain religions/cults.
Anyway, I am scientifically-minded too and science does benefit mankind in general.
But I'm also a betting man. So I believe in God. If I'm right, I get welcomed through the Pearly Gates. If I'm wrong I've lost sod-all.
I like Terrty Pratchett's discworld rebuttal to this logic, where people who try it are after they die surrounded by a load of gods with spiked clubs. "we'll show you what we think of smartypantses here"
Kevin Stark
Dormant Account
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I created artificial intelligence, and named him Jarvis. It allows me to constantly win in videoslots and poker. And I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
I'd eradicate weapons too, but I don't think this will solve the problems of poverty and lack of food and water
geordiecolin
Sporney eyed parrot faced wazzock
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Consider the budgets spent worldwide of wars,defenses,military and weapons alongside the cost of rebuilding and fallout from wars and conflicts. Imagine that money redirected for all forms of humanitarian projects. I think you may find it will more than cover poverty,food and water infrastructures.
As things stand we still have "Charities" spending a large part of every £ raised on advertising and huge wages for their top bosses in order to pay for water and mosquito nets in the likes of Sudan. The same places where they have been fund raising for the past 35 years or so. Corruption by those Countries military fueled leaders who redirect those funds to pay for their own ends.
How many years does it take to build an irrigation system in order to provide enough water to drink and to be able to ensure a degree of crop growing?
How many years of fund raising and international yearly £ from us tax payers should it take to provide enough Mosquito nets?
Military and the corruption of the elites associated with them is a huge part of millions of peoples suffering.
In my view it's not about the lack of money, but about the lack of desire. I believe even now, with all those money spent on weapons, even now we can help those who are in need. The governments simply don't care, they just pretend they're doing something to help. They will always find an excuse and something more "important" to put money into.
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