slot_zombie
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- Joined
- Jul 25, 2014
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- UK
Oh God, where to begin. What were they thinking?
Well let's start with the positive. Gimped reels and grey out autospin are there. That's about it.
If you thought Rainforest Dream was as low as Williams could sink, think again. This slot is the most boring, unrewarding, lazy game I've played in years. For a start, it's ridiculously low variance, throws bonuses at you like sweets, most of which pay 3-10 times stake. Three bonus features, all dire, with zero potential.
Then we have the "voiceover guy" who comments on everything. He manages to sound sarcastic, bored and patronising all at the same time. "Enjoy your winnings" he deadpans, as yet another dire bonus slithers forth.
I would summarise this as a turd, but it's an offence to turds really. You have to play it to believe it. It's more like someone in Williams had a nervous breakdown and an attack of diarrhea at the same time, and this is the end result.
I won £50 while testing it, but I would not play it again if I had a gun pointed at my head. I'd rather watch an entire season of Celebrity Big Brother
Well let's start with the positive. Gimped reels and grey out autospin are there. That's about it.
If you thought Rainforest Dream was as low as Williams could sink, think again. This slot is the most boring, unrewarding, lazy game I've played in years. For a start, it's ridiculously low variance, throws bonuses at you like sweets, most of which pay 3-10 times stake. Three bonus features, all dire, with zero potential.
Then we have the "voiceover guy" who comments on everything. He manages to sound sarcastic, bored and patronising all at the same time. "Enjoy your winnings" he deadpans, as yet another dire bonus slithers forth.
I would summarise this as a turd, but it's an offence to turds really. You have to play it to believe it. It's more like someone in Williams had a nervous breakdown and an attack of diarrhea at the same time, and this is the end result.
I won £50 while testing it, but I would not play it again if I had a gun pointed at my head. I'd rather watch an entire season of Celebrity Big Brother
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