The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but dont understand The Washington Post.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldnt mind running the country, if they could spare the time.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
The New York Daily News is read by people who arent too sure whos running the country.
The New York Post is read by people who dont care whos running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who arent sure there is a country, or that a country is a good idea in the first place.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
The Chicago Tribune is read by people who live in the Midwest, which readers of the other newspapers dont think is part of the country.
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The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but dont understand The Washington Post.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldnt mind running the country, if they could spare the time.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
The New York Daily News is read by people who arent too sure whos running the country.
The New York Post is read by people who dont care whos running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who arent sure there is a country, or that a country is a good idea in the first place.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
The Chicago Tribune is read by people who live in the Midwest, which readers of the other newspapers dont think is part of the country.
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