- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Two men out walking their dogs meet on the street.One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked along talking, the one with the Dobermansaid, "Man it's hot. Let's stop at that bar on the corner and get a cold beer."
The man with the Chihuahua said,"Sounds good, but I doubt if they'll let us in with these dogs."
The one with the Doberman said,"Just watch, and do what I do."
So they walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and walked in.
The bouncer came over and said, "Sorry sir, no pets allowed."
The man said, "You don't understand. Thisis my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now and they're really very good."
The bouncer said, "Well OK, come on in."
Now the man with the Chihuahua knew that convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog would be more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so he put on his dark glasses and he walked in.
Once again, the bouncer came over and said, "Sorry, sir, pets are not allowed."
The man said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer looked at the man and said, "A Chihuahua?"
With a shocked look on his face, the man said, "A CHIHUAHUA? THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN' CHIHUAHUA?"
The man with the Chihuahua said,"Sounds good, but I doubt if they'll let us in with these dogs."
The one with the Doberman said,"Just watch, and do what I do."
So they walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and walked in.
The bouncer came over and said, "Sorry sir, no pets allowed."
The man said, "You don't understand. Thisis my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now and they're really very good."
The bouncer said, "Well OK, come on in."
Now the man with the Chihuahua knew that convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog would be more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so he put on his dark glasses and he walked in.
Once again, the bouncer came over and said, "Sorry, sir, pets are not allowed."
The man said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer looked at the man and said, "A Chihuahua?"
With a shocked look on his face, the man said, "A CHIHUAHUA? THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN' CHIHUAHUA?"
