- Joined
- Jun 5, 2006
- Location
- Edmonton Canada
Joe's leaving a friend's apartment in a fairly bad neighborhood, he's in the elevator and it stops on the next floor. The doors open and this huge guy walks in. Joe's a little nervous and he's looking at this big guy out of the corner of his eye, and the big guy notices and looks down at him and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Joe faints dead away and drops to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok?"
Groggily Joe says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
"Oh Thank God!" Joe says. "I thought you said 'Turn Around'"
Joe faints dead away and drops to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok?"
Groggily Joe says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
"Oh Thank God!" Joe says. "I thought you said 'Turn Around'"
