Treasure who???
Thanks guys. Might have to look em up ...
New pastures needed I think.
Strange isn't it?
I don't particularly like 32 Red.
Bunchasnobs there I reckon. Success gone to heads
No fun playing there lately - just maintaining my link with the market leader most times:
Standard setter, BEST casino? Yeah right....
Not so sure me - have found some others that sort of measure up.
How to find em? Deposit - Play - Win - Cash Out...
Was good? Why would you look elsewhere???
Because we all seek variety, a backstop, another favourite if/when luck deserts.
ICasino caught my eye.
And how did we go "1CASINO" peeple?
Well ...
Was gonna rub their noses in it.
Intended to send this follow up to the ICasino brainstrust.
But not their fault really -
My instant "paid for by me" review: Had told em in advance I was gonna do that. Ol cleverdick here wanted to try out their software, a no bonus/no free spins test drive.
Interested in a "real" experience.
Didn't get to see much software at this place! Didn't see much of anything actually. Anyone get the number of that truck????
Deposited 40 of those Euro things. First time ever needed to do that.
Wha happened to good ol US of A dollars?
As per advice sent earlier: doing a bona fide test for a CASINOMEISTER Forum Report at my own expense - a whole 56 usd worth.
Could've had the big juicy bonus, but like I said:
Win, lose, draw, I'd tell it straight !
Great idea of mine, that one. All MY OWN MONEY!
Not such a well planned move that one. Don't try it at home kiddies...
Gotta do the math.
Thinking: Cash out virtually anytime rather than suffering boring, tedious playthru's.
Cash out indeed.?!?!
Gotta play some games, have a win first! Hey?
Let's begin, One tournament entry @ 5 euros.
Tourneys are always easy. Short, simple format - great way to start.
Press play.
Huh? Doesn't need me to "register". Strange? No idea what's happening here. Weird machine this one!
Wheredat timer thing? Press spin, again again again etc 500 credits now.
Seems to have changed little since last time I looked.
Did I run outa time yet?
Did I win? Lose? Am I now betting, playing a freebie - Is this a bonus round?
Absofkly no idea. *
Ah well... Next, try one of them GAMES!
5 mins later it's loaded.
Or was that Six, Seven...?
When I get back from the bog was still loading.
There's 35 balance left, push AUTO and 50 silly spins at a dollar later... Sorry, CREDITS aren't they?
Anyway, 4 mins later we've had few payouts: wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
Checkin stats here at 1casino:
Two spins each return 2 credits, one x 3 and another a whole 6 credits !
Did I waste my time, my money?
NAH. Invest - POOF - Vanish - Great Fun! Best 40 euros entertainment I've ever had.
Jus the sort of casino I been looking for. Can't wait to tell all my friend.
BYEEEE ....
* Go back hours later to study transcript of games played. Says I still have a balance??? Tournmnt: 153 spins, bal now $500.
Check game again, been played 14 mins and it's still waiting for me to complete? HUH? Wha?
No Time Clock. Ahh right, this thing's different. Play on...
Few more spins, still no wiser - don't wanna be here anyway, I'm over it mate. What's that? Ohhhh. I'm only playing 2 cent lines?
Couldn't change wagers last time I looked; Hey look, yes I can.
Now wagering 100 per spin; Suddenly - OOPS No more CREDITS & Zero points!
Wha? A tourney with a "diminishing score".
Look at the leader board? Had the best score by far. Earlier. If I'd just realised.
Who cares...
Lemme outa here >>>>>>>
PS?
Think it's a PSS.
Went back to 32 Red. Meant to do it earlier -
missed their special 25 credits bonus by minutes -
They interested, concerned, preparared to bend a little?
NAHH Course not it's 32 Red! Blowing another 50 here too by the looks - but anyhow let's stick to the formula.
Balance down to about $1.26 (true) and Pianoman suddenly strikes gold.
Cashes out $150 ploughs the rest of it into more spins, loses the lot and goes back to writing his memoirs.
What was the name of that other joint again ??