This Is Superb...

[dunover]

Australian School Answerphone message - if you haven't seen it listen!

In the UK the school staff/head would be arrested by the Political Correctness Stasi for this.

 

[goatwack]

Katie Hopkins is pissed off her writers didn't come up with this first

 

[Jono777]

That is quality and actually spot on!

It also has the potential with a bit of tweaking for so many other practical uses.