- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
The Invitation
Sick of the city, Sam quits his job and moves to Minnesota, as far from
humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. After six months of isolation, someone knocks on his door.
A huge bearded man is standing on his porch.
"Name's Lars," the man says, "from down the road. Having a party
Saturday.Wanna come?"
"Definitely," says Sam. "After six months out here, I'm ready to meet
some people."
"Gotta warn you," says Lars, "there's gonna be some drinkin.?"
"No problem: I can drink with the best of them," says Sam.
"More'n likely gonna be some fightin too."
"Well, I like people," Sam says. "I'll be there."
Lars starts to walk away, but then turns back. "I seen some wild sex at
these parties, too."
"Not a problem," says Sam. "I've been alone for six months! Just one
question, though: What should I wear?"
Lars shrugs. "Whatever you want. It's just gonna be the two of us."
Sick of the city, Sam quits his job and moves to Minnesota, as far from
humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. After six months of isolation, someone knocks on his door.
A huge bearded man is standing on his porch.
"Name's Lars," the man says, "from down the road. Having a party
Saturday.Wanna come?"
"Definitely," says Sam. "After six months out here, I'm ready to meet
some people."
"Gotta warn you," says Lars, "there's gonna be some drinkin.?"
"No problem: I can drink with the best of them," says Sam.
"More'n likely gonna be some fightin too."
"Well, I like people," Sam says. "I'll be there."
Lars starts to walk away, but then turns back. "I seen some wild sex at
these parties, too."
"Not a problem," says Sam. "I've been alone for six months! Just one
question, though: What should I wear?"
Lars shrugs. "Whatever you want. It's just gonna be the two of us."
