manfreid88
Newbie member
- Joined
- May 21, 2013
- Location
- Seychelles
Q:WHY WAS JESUS CHRIST NOT BORN IN IRELAND?
A:They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q:How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One.... But the light bulb must really want to change!
Q:How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None..... They just declare darkness the industry standard!
Q:How many Intel engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:0.9999989989976!
Q:How many Blues musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Ten.... One to actually change the bulb and the other nine to sing about
how good the old one was!
A:They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q:How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One.... But the light bulb must really want to change!
Q:How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None..... They just declare darkness the industry standard!
Q:How many Intel engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:0.9999989989976!
Q:How many Blues musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Ten.... One to actually change the bulb and the other nine to sing about
how good the old one was!
