The George W. Bush Virus -
Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus -
Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Ronald Reagan Virus -
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus -
Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus -
Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus -
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus -
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus -
Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus -
Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus -
Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus -
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The Michael Jackson Virus -
Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus -
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus -
Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Ronald Reagan Virus -
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus -
Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus -
Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus -
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus -
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus -
Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus -
Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus -
Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus -
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The Michael Jackson Virus -
Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus -
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
