Someone stunk today.
People who smell should have their own elevator. It should be right on the door which one they can use.... It should say "Smellyvator."
Shortest conversation today.
A coworker picked up a bolt or nut or something off the floor, held it out to me and asked "Any idea where this came from?" I pointed back at the floor where he got it and said "The floor. I watched you pick it up." He threw it back on the floor and walked away.
Stupid commercial.
I just watched a commercial for laundry detergent. One by one each member of the family is shown putting on their shirts after the mom does the laundry. The dad, the son, the daughter all checking happily to see the stain gone from the front of their shirts. - If I had to do laundry and every single person in my family spilled food down the front of their chest I'd be calling a family meeting. I don't care if the detergent is able to get it out. What the hell is wrong with you people? You can't eat without dropping it all over yourselves? Have I married into the underdeveloped motor skills family or do you all just have really bad timing between the shoveling and opening your mouths parts of eating? Put some paper bibs on them and save yourself the stain remover.
People who smell should have their own elevator. It should be right on the door which one they can use.... It should say "Smellyvator."
Shortest conversation today.
A coworker picked up a bolt or nut or something off the floor, held it out to me and asked "Any idea where this came from?" I pointed back at the floor where he got it and said "The floor. I watched you pick it up." He threw it back on the floor and walked away.
Stupid commercial.
I just watched a commercial for laundry detergent. One by one each member of the family is shown putting on their shirts after the mom does the laundry. The dad, the son, the daughter all checking happily to see the stain gone from the front of their shirts. - If I had to do laundry and every single person in my family spilled food down the front of their chest I'd be calling a family meeting. I don't care if the detergent is able to get it out. What the hell is wrong with you people? You can't eat without dropping it all over yourselves? Have I married into the underdeveloped motor skills family or do you all just have really bad timing between the shoveling and opening your mouths parts of eating? Put some paper bibs on them and save yourself the stain remover.
