LMAO spam, need some facts...

[incrediblestuff]

Wow, this is in my humble opinion the worst spam i ever received, insulying my intelligence, and pretty overboard, read it please, and tell me what does it mean that it was from this:
Paige (jlaxftloqcck@zdsudwlrydrc.com)

sent to :

jenineweaver@hotmail.com

which isnt me, and is noone i know...

this was the message:

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
who this is its ME PAIGE.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single....... well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and
love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. .
uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it.
so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who
doesnt... i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right ? I KNOW.. anyways i hope u
dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol...
i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching
out.... ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo PAIGE
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK------>>

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LOL, but not laughing from joy...
I left the address and links intact, but thats for the experts to check, i wouldn't click it in a million years, and if one of you mods decide to lead it to crapmeister thats fine with me
I just presume someone might want to follow the link to see where it goes, or rather, i hope they do, and tell me how i can fight this crap.
I presume they got my address from some no good casino where i foolishly signed up back in the day...

 

[Jasminebed]

You are no gentleman Incredible. Poor Paige has been reduced to working in the sex industry. Probably total lack of language skills have left her few choices. You were remembered enough she's given you one of her VIP codes, and she asked you not to share, and here you are at CM risking her nasty job.

The poor girl needs a decent laptop. She might need it to talk dirty to some big boy.

 

[jetset]

See how far the professional discipline and practice of marketing has evolved?

 

[chayton]

lol... I've gotten a few spams that are similar but not nearly as wordy. Every time I get one I think maybe I should change my email username to something else so it's more obvious I'm a hetero female (CindyNotaLesbian@??) although I don't think it really matters to the spammers.

 

[vinylweatherman]

Very poor spam. Just one big block of text, no paragraphs, no structure, can't be bothered to read it let alone consider the offer. A waste of a perfectly good botnet

 

[skiny]

She says you deleted her from facebook. I often imagine a world where people you "delete" from your computer are actually deleted for real. In this world the BUZZ feature in yahoo messenger also electricutes them.

 

[chayton]

She says you deleted her from facebook. I often imagine a world where people you "delete" from your computer are actually deleted for real. In this world the BUZZ feature in yahoo messenger also electricutes them.

oh if only it were....ZAPPP...hey quit it...ZZZap....stop it this isn't...ZAP...argh

 

[Nate]

I received a few of those already. The funny part was opening it, then telling my GF that an EX wouldn't leave me alone and allow her to read it.

Her eyes were beginning to show signs that she wanted to Biatch Slap this chick until she got to the bottom. Luckily I wasn't put into the Dog Box for the night

Nate