Just a few jokes from a site I visit..

[Realitybitez]

Seriously funny Though I guess it depends on what tickles your'll funny bone. Apparently, I have a very weird sense of humor

 

[Mousey]

The first cartoon reminds me of my hate of bluetooth phone devices in public areas.

7 a.m. Friday morning.....

An employee (a young service tech still in training) stormed into the office, ripping off his gloves, saying loudly, "What the HELL are you doing !?!?"

Confused, I look up from my desk and reply, "I'm working on payroll."

He says, "Well, just leave it alone! You'll just f*ck it up! I'll look at it later."

I'm standing there blinking at him like a deer caught in the headlights thinking the kid has lost his mind as I know that he knows as much about doing the payroll as I know about repairing heating and cooling. He slaps his ear, takes off his 'boggan and jacket, and looks at me smiling, "Good morning. Any coffee left?"

I said, "You can't have coffee until you look at the payroll."

Now he's confused, "Payroll? Why would I want to look at the payroll?" Then he laughed. "I was on the phone. My wife was trying to do something on her car."

 

[chayton]

hahahahaah...I had a similar experience in the casino once, sitting playing slots, some young guy comes and plops down at the next machine and a few seconds later says, "How are you doing, winning anything?" I said no....he's quiet for a second and then he says, "You wanna go get a drink?" and I looked over and that's when I realized he was actually talking on the phone. Once he finished I told him I thought he was talking to me, and he laughed and said I could go for a drink with them anyhow....

 

[Zoorana]

The article "Why men shouldn't write advice columns" is so funny i LMAO! I can imagine how furious that lady must have been reading that reply. lol

 

[Luckylizzy]

I'm constantly answering people who are talking on the phone. You would think after all these years I'd finally get it but I just keep doing it.

When I'm on the phone I usually say the person's name in the questions so other people around me won't get confused. It helps with cutting down on embarrassing situations.