joke of the day ...lmao

[LaurieJim]

My Dear Friend,‏
From: Mr. Mavis Jones. ([email protected])
Sent: Mon 11/12/07 6:08 AM
Reply-to: [email protected]
To: My Dear Friend, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred to aSwiss Account with the cooperation of a new partner from Paraguay who is aninternational business man. Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed, Iwantto compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of US$600,000.00(Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) I have authorized the FinanceHouse where I deposited the money to issue you international certified bankdraft cashable at your bank. Presently I'm in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of thetotal sum. Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me intransferring those funds despite the fact that it failed us some how. Mydear,I will like you to contact the CEO in charge of the finance house for thecollection of this international certified bank draft. COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICECONTACT AGENT: Mr.Collins Ray.EMAIL: [email protected] Ask him to send to you the total $600,000 (Six Hundred Thousand US Dollars)which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts toassist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much,sofeel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr.Collins Ray, and instructhim where to send the amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joyafter all the suffering at that time. At the moment, I am very busy herebecause of the investment projects which I and the new partner are having athand. Remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on yourbehalfto receive that money, so get in touch with him and he will send theamount toyou without delay. Finally, my sincere advice to you as a christian is that you should endeavourto pay your tithe to a bible believing church when you get the money share ofthe money with best regards. Sincerely,Mr. Mavis Jones....a great way to start my morning off, im still laughing

 

[BingoT]

Don't we all love them Emails lol




Attention Beneficiary,


This is to bring to your notice about the due process of your outstanding
Contractual/Inheritance payment which was suspended by the Bank of England there by stopping
the telex unit to pause the transfer of your contract/inheritance
fund to your nominated
bank account. As a result of this development, verification
conducted by the Finance
Ministry in conjunction with the Debt Verification Panel on your
contract/inheritance case,
your file has been endorsed for payment awaiting your confirmations.

During the auditing and closing of all financial records of the
Bank of England ,it was
discovered from the records of outstanding foreign contractors due
for payment with the
Federal Government of England in the year 2006/2007 that your name
and company is next on
the list of those who will received their fund.

Meanwhile, a man came to my office few days ago with a letter,
claiming to be your true
representative. Here are his information for you to confirm to
this office if this man is
truly from you or not, so that the federal government will not be
held responsible for
paying into the wrong account.

NAME: MR. JOHNSON WHITE
BANK NAME: BANK OF AMERICA
BANK ADDRESS: ARIZONA.
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 6503809428.

Please, do reconfirm to this office, as a matter of urgency if this
man is from you. You
are requested to fill and send this information for verifications
purposes so that your
fund will be remitted into your nominated bank account.

This fund is as a result of inheritance on your behalf. Information
needed from you for
verification is as follow:

(1) Your full name and address:
(2) Your age and marital status:
(3) Your occupation:
(4) Your telephone/fax number:
(5) Your nationality:

As soon as we receive this, we will commence with all necessary
procedures in other to
remit this money into your account. The Bank of England Governor,
Executive Board of
Directors and the Senate committee for foreign over due
inheritance fund have approved and
accredited this reputable ministry, with the office of the
minister of finance on
international remittance/foreign operations, to handle and
supervise the transfer of all
foreign inheritance funds for this last quarter payment of the year 2007.


However, we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said
Mr. White, if we do not
hear from you within the next seven working days from today. We
are sorry for any
inconvenience the delay in transferring of this fund must have caused you.

Best Regards.
JOHNSON O. WILLIAMS

 

[BingoT]

Come on Laurie lets party.


THIS IS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of 10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.

We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

Please get back to me ASAP so as to get this done immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Julio Fernando