I've never coded a slot or worked in the industry, AMA!

[neon claws]

Never done any programming, or know anything about the industry really, but I did once talk to a guy in the pub who knew a guy who coded them. Ask me anything!

 

[satchnz]

What was he drinking?

 

[bamberfishcake]

Are slots rigged?

 

[Kroffe]

How long is a rope?

If you had superpowers, would you use them for good or or evil?

 

[bamberfishcake]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Lemon]

How many 4-slice toasters could you fit in a double-decker bus?

 

[slotmaster]

The main code for slots is rigged.

 

[paul7388]

How many 4-slice toasters could you fit in a double-decker bus?

All depends on whether it is an open top double decker or not.

 

[cncas2123]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

 

[MickeyVonDickey]

Should Playford7 be given another chance by the Guv'nor?

 

[Kroffe]

African or European?

Thats a bit personal dont you think?
But if you must know, Bamber is from the UK.

Also, african swallows are only ever used to carry coconuts, so i think its fair to assume hes talking about a European one.

 

[satchnz]

How many 4-slice toasters could you fit in a double-decker bus?

I know, right? It’s the 21st century and we don’t know this yet!

 

[bamberfishcake]

I'm sorry, but, what does the fox say?

 

[mina1929]

Hey neon, what's your favourite colour?

Now you have to come back and answer all our questions. You just can't start a thread and let us hanging

 

[slotmaster]

#bringbackneon

 

[neon claws]

What was he drinking?

I forget!

 

[neon claws]

thanks for all your questions but that's all I've got time for!
Kroffe will be replying on my behalf from here on out.

 

[slotmaster]

BOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KROFFE!

 

[Kroffe]

As i see it, there is really only one question worth answering.
Brb.

 

[Kroffe]

There are many different sizes for double decker buses, so the best i can do is a guesstimate.

A very rough calculation puts it on a little over 6000 toasters.
This does not take into account that there are seats on the bus, but i feel like any person serious about filling a bus with toasters would rip out the seats to make room for more toasters, right?

The real problem is a lack of electrical outlets.
The bus i looked at only had 8.
You can obviously fit alot more than 8 toasters on a double decker bus, but whats the point if you cant use the toaster?

Bonus answers: Found a rope, it was short, so thats how long a rope is.



@satchnz It was Alcohol
@mina1929 Favorite color changes almost daily, most days its pink.
@MickeyVonDickey Thats for the Guv'nor to decide.
@cncas2123 European
@bamberfishcake
Question 1: Yes, obviously.
Question 2:

 

[Jono777]

How many posts have I made since joining CM, also how many of said posts could and should have been avoided

 

[Kroffe]

Forgot the swallows.
Also, Swallows, no matter if European or African, can not carry a coconut, Monty Python lied to us.

@Jono777
You have made many posts since joining CM (14,764)
All top quality, all could have been avoided, none should have been avoided.

Please keep in mind im answering on behalf of Neon, other members may have a different opinion.

 

[neon claws]

Did you consider using induction heating to power the toasters?

 

[Kroffe]

Did you consider using induction heating to power the toasters?

Is there double decker buses where that is available as an option is the question.
There are many problems with filling a bus with toasters.
Theres no room for people to use them, and unless they come pre-loaded with toast, theres no toast.

 

[aceking123]

Wow this is more enjoyable than reading ask my anything about slots, keep up such great work ?

Also swallows tend to be aggressive so stay clear

 

[neon claws]

As I was falling asleep I had a thought: microwave radiation.
What is it?
How does it work?
Can it affect RTP?

 

[Kroffe]

Microwave radiation is mainly used to get a license to buy medical marijuana.
It can not un-rig slots or affect rtp.

Source: South Park

 

[Scott1baird]

A rope is twice the size from the middle to thee end
Courtasy off Ducktales.