- Joined
- Feb 12, 2003
- Location
- The Sonora
I've bitched enough for one weekend, so here's a giggle.
Shortly after his wedding, a young soldier was sent to war. He was sadly injured and his penis had to be removed.
"Please Doc, I can't go home like this," he confided in the Doctor. "Isn't there something you can do? Anything?"
"Well, son, I can't make any promises, but an elephant died this morning and we can try using his trunk for an implant," the Doctor replied.
"Anything, I'll try anything," the soldier said.
The implant was a success and the soldier was sent home. His wife welcomed him home with a candlelight supper of steak, baked potatoe and salad. During the meal, the elephant trunk popped up and snatched the baked potatoe off of his plate.
"What was that?!!," the wife cried.
The soldier explained to his wife about his injury and operation.
"Well, it might not be so bad," said his wife. "Let me see it again."
The soldier grimaced and replied, "I'll like to oblige you darlin', but I don't believe my ass can stand another baked potatoe.
Shortly after his wedding, a young soldier was sent to war. He was sadly injured and his penis had to be removed.
"Please Doc, I can't go home like this," he confided in the Doctor. "Isn't there something you can do? Anything?"
"Well, son, I can't make any promises, but an elephant died this morning and we can try using his trunk for an implant," the Doctor replied.
"Anything, I'll try anything," the soldier said.
The implant was a success and the soldier was sent home. His wife welcomed him home with a candlelight supper of steak, baked potatoe and salad. During the meal, the elephant trunk popped up and snatched the baked potatoe off of his plate.
"What was that?!!," the wife cried.
The soldier explained to his wife about his injury and operation.
"Well, it might not be so bad," said his wife. "Let me see it again."
The soldier grimaced and replied, "I'll like to oblige you darlin', but I don't believe my ass can stand another baked potatoe.
