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[Simmo!]

A Review Of One Of The New Games Coming Out This Week:

"Legacy – Get set for sophisticated, elegant Salon Prive style action on a no-nonsense 3 reeler, but beneath the classy face lies raw action and big bet thrills, all handled with silky smoothness on a slots engine famed for its speed and precision. Legacy is classic slot action with a minimalist 3 reel, 5 pay-line formula ideal for players who are intent on serious action and its significant rewards"

LOL. Taking bets it's as boring as the last one The key giveaways being "no nonsense", "raw action", "minimalist" and "classic slot" But uou gotta respect the PR guy that came up with that one!

 

[soflat]

I was astonished they used the word 'minimalist' to describe a casino game.

 

[vinylweatherman]

How about.

....Minimalist no-nonsense slot action best suited for grinding out the WR on a slots bonus

 

[Casinomeister]

My hat's off to the ad copy writer though. It's really a well worded description.

...silky smoothness on a slots engine famed for its speed and precision...

I like that. The imagery is great

 

[Simmo!]

....Minimalist no-nonsense slot action best suited for grinding out the WR on a slots bonus

nice