HIGH SCHOOL -- 1959 vs. 2009

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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1959 vs. 2009

Scenario 1:
Joe goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school
parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1959 - ice Principal comes over, looks at Joe's shotgun, goes to his
car and gets his shotgun to show Joe.
2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Joe hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers..

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
up buddies. 2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest
both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both
expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1959 -
Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt
class again.. 2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes
a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from
the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt.
1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.. Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's
sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to
prison.

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1959 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking
dock. 2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for
drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to
college. 2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles
appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state
school system and Pedro'sEnglish teacher. English is then banned from
core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing
lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1959
- Ants die. 2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called.
Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his
parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all
computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is
found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1959
- In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing... 2009 -
Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces
3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.


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