Have Pity on Me

[Webzcas]

I stupidly volunteered to play Santa for my son and all his young friends next saturday.

Here is what I am going to look like, minus specs and boots.

 

[Brooklyn]

You make a great Santa .

 

[ksech]

Awww, you are creating memories your son will remember forever. Too bad there aren't more "stupid" parents who get and stay involved in their kids' lives. Maybe some of the "adult" elves will reward your good deed with some Christmas cheer!

 

[Webzcas]

Odds of 1/10 on that he recognises me or pulls my beard off LOL

 

[denamoutz]

you look like Mrs. Claus, you got boobies

 

[Webzcas]

Moobs
Got to shed some pounds in the new year. Personally I think I carry them very well

 

[just play]

After that you should visit some adults dressed like MommyMachines avatar. I'd go.

 

[Brooklyn]

After that you should visit some adults dressed like MommyMachines avatar. I'd go.

Count me in too!

:notworthy

 

[BingoT]

What a sad looking Santa
it's the thought that counts on doing this for the children.
This guy looks better

It's cool that you do this for the kids.
I to dress up as Santa.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[aceking123]

eat more pies & drink more booze your belly isnt big enough! best of luck with the lovely children though

 

[Jasminebed]

I'd sit on your knee

If you son "busts" you, just explain that the real Santa is too busy getting ready for Xmas (same reason that all the malls have "Santa")

 

[denamoutz]

its a great thing to do for the kids!! I hope you have fun

 

[rockycatt]

ha ha pity granted

 

[cpdnd31]

OK I'll trade ya!!!! I'm baking 300 cupcakes for my kids school........ The things we do because we love our kids....

I hope no one gets sick on you. 2 years ago school Santa got a little throw up all over him... needless to say no one volunteers for that job anymore.

 

[The Dude]

You look like you've been in front of too many computer screens - you have that sort of "techno" dazed look

You need some egg nog - then you be chillin' and ho ho hoin'

 

[jelsmith]

Is Santa expecting high water?

 

[same_old]

it's all down to the "Ho Ho Ho's" if you ask me.

if you can't sell that then the gig is up for sure- I sure hope your balls have dropped Webz and your not one of those males with a high pitched voice, if so, being a Santa was just not meant to be mate.

 

[jod5413]

OK I'll trade ya!!!! I'm baking 300 cupcakes for my kids school........ The things we do because we love our kids....

I hope no one gets sick on you. 2 years ago school Santa got a little throw up all over him... needless to say no one volunteers for that job anymore.

Now there's a picture I needed in my head! 300 cupcakes and vomit, yummy!!

it's all down to the "Ho Ho Ho's" if you ask me. if you can't sell that then the gig is up for sure- I sure hope your balls have dropped Webz and your not one of those males with a high pitched voice, if so, being a Santa was just not meant to be mate.

I picture Webz as having a deep voice, yet refined!

you look like Mrs. Claus, you got boobies

Oh dear Lord, when you live at the north pole it is too cold to work out, right "Santa"?

This thread is hysterical, thanks for the chuckles you guys!

 

[P.V.]

I stupidly volunteered to play Santa for my son and all his young friends next saturday.

Here is what I am going to look like, minus specs and boots.

You're a great dad and thats all that matters!