Grammar is important!

[chayton]

Capital letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

 

[rockycatt]

I WOULD NEVER HELP ANY ONE jack off a horse

 

[BingoT]

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[Adversary]

"Let's eat Grandma!" / "Let's eat, Grandma!"
Punctuation can save lives.

 

[PegeeSue]

LMAO !...too funny..i've always been a pain in the *** when it comes to grammar and spelling. After reading these, I know without a doubt that my grown children continue to make such mistakes. :lolsign:

 

[chayton]

When I was a kid I watched this old episode of "Little Rascals" It was pretty lame but one part the one kid was trying to learn a line for a play or something, the line was, "What's that on the road ahead?" and he kept saying, "What's that on the road, a head?" lol...that still cracks me up after a few glasses of wine....(snicker)

 

[baldidiot]

"Let's eat Grandma!" / "Let's eat, Grandma!"
Punctuation can save lives.

When giving directions my wife often says "Turn right, up here" when she means "Turn, right up here".

 

[Adversary]

I heard they have little talking electronic maps for your car that can fix that

 

[baldidiot]

I heard they have little talking electronic maps for your car that can fix that

Eh. Where's the fun in that

 

[Jimbrown]

I would help jack off a horse............

 

[rainmaker]

I would help jack off a horse............

Thats no surprise. I see that your are promoting your site 3 times in the "about me". You have even promoted your site in your own guestbook (visitor messages).

You really are a "quick learner", considering that you recently wrote this:

Hi All,
I am JImbrown and new this forum i have no idea. How to i start gambling games please help me.
thanks a lot........

 

[ksech]

I heard they have little talking electronic maps for your car that can fix that

But if you don't update the talking map once in a while, you may find yourself on a road and the talking map is telling you you are in a field :