For Men ONLY (OK, Ladies, you've been warned!)

[bernynhel]

What's the difference between a toilet and a girlfriend?

A toilet's easier to clean.*









*Well, I tried to tell you ladies but you just wont listen!

 

[cpdnd31]

honey if you got to clean it you need to pay more for it lol


love ya bern
CHOCMARTINI

 

[skiny]

What's the difference between a toilet and a girlfriend?

When you leave the lid up on your girlfriend the toilet doesn't bitch about it.

 

[KasinoKing]

I must be thicker than I thought - I don't get the joke...

How about this one:
What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge?

A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out...
KK

 

[skiny]

What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge?

No matter how much beer I put in the fridge I still don't look any better.

 

[kakata]

I must be thicker than I thought - I don't get the joke...

How about this one:
What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge?

A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out...
KK

I dont see any....the only one is....my wife talks.....thats why.... next time ........... Im goin to marry a fridge

 

[rockycatt]

I must be thicker than I thought - I don't get the joke...

How about this one:
What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge?

A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out...
KK

thats gross

 

[just play]

How about this one:
What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge?

A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out...
KK

I almost choked to death I was laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!

 

[suzecat]

What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge?

Hummmmmmmmmm ........... one is hot on the outside and cold on the inside and ............ the other one is different.

 

[bernynhel]

I must be thicker than I thought - I don't get the joke... ...

OK, first of all, if you don't get, you may not be using your GF properly.
Refer to the owners manual and try again.

Explanation: Toilets and GFs are the same thing or, at least, they can both be used in the same ways for exactly the same things.
Toilets and GFs are completely interchangable. If you have one, you don't really need the other. lol

And refrigerators don't ever fart, right? And who waits for the meat to come out before they fart? This all makes zeros sense!

 

[LaurieJim]

What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge?

The refrigerator wont get mad if you wake it up in the middle of the night



Laurie

 

[bernynhel]

What the difference between your girlfriend and your fridge? The refrigerator wont get mad if you wake it up in the middle of the night Laurie

GFs get mad when we wake up in the middle of the night? I did not know that and I don't even know what that means!

I've actually had married friends tell me we couldn't be friends anymore cuz their wives threatened to leave them if they didn't cut me off. lol Of course, once they got divorced, anyway, (nothing to do with me) we're all pals, again!

 

[skiny]

My exwife got mad when I woke her up during the day.

I don't blame her, I guess. Who wants morning hair at 2 oclock in the afternoon?

 

[Jasminebed]

Why do brides wear white?

To match the other appliances!

 

[BingoT]

Who invented the mini skirt
Seymour Hinnie

Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup

 

[CURTSONLYLOVE10]

[
And refrigerators don't ever fart, right? And who waits for the meat to come out before they fart? This all makes zeros sense! [/QUOTE]

u r right fridges dont fart...put if u putting that meat in ur woman right she will fart...and not out the end that u do...

i loved the joke being a woman i got it right away...

 

[bernynhel]

Why do brides wear white?...

Who cares?

Who invented the mini skirt

I dunno, mini thread de-railer, maybe???

Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup

ew! I was eating! She's flyin the plane upside down, huh? I'd pay a dollar to see that one try n pee standin' up!!

And refrigerators don't ever fart, right? And who waits for the meat to come out before they fart? This all makes zeros sense!

u r right fridges dont fart...put if u putting that meat in ur woman right she will fart...and not out the end that u do...

i loved the joke being a woman i got it right away...

And none a those are my jokes!

Why don't alla youse no-good-thread-stealin'-broads go find Gloria Steinem n start your own thread???



& YOU'RE WELCOME, BRADY!!! The only joke thread with double digit replies, most have 0 (cept for so-n-so's for totally different reasons) you ladies havin alla this fun here, (un-invited, I might add ) and the only one with manners enuf to thank the OP is BRADY! (But 4 thanks so far for choc's weak-ass, not-so-snappy comeback!?! luv u 2 choc!!)

 

[skiny]

I was going to go back and thank you because you whined but I don't have a thanks button.... Maybe that's why I get called a thankless !@#$.

 

[bernynhel]

I was going to go back and thank you because you whined but I don't have a thanks button.... Maybe that's why I get called a thankless !@#$.

WTG'd, then, not "Thanked". My bad. Besides, FYI, whining followed by "LOL's" and/or 's isn't whining. It's a satorical caricature of whining! Recognize!

 

[skiny]

WTG'd, then, not "Thanked". My bad. Besides, FYI, whining followed by "LOL's" and/or 's isn't whining. It's a satorical caricature of whining! Recognize!

Hey! My whining is followed by LOL's! (Sometimes it's more like a rude snicker.)

 

[bernynhel]

Hey! My whining is followed by LOL's! (Sometimes it's more like a rude snicker.)

What I meant to say was: whining followed by "LOL's" and/or 's isn't whining. It's a satorical caricature of whining, unless, of course, it's skiny, then, it's still whining!

 

[skiny]

Oh, I wasn't aware of the rules.

By the way... you should tell that guy to put on some man underwear and pull his pants up.