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Fixing The Broken Lawn Mower

LaurieJim

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:)Words of wisdom about fixing the Broken Lawn Mower...

When our Lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed because the grass was too long.
But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, golfing, always something
more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. "When you're finished cutting the grass," I said,
"you might as well sweep the sidewalk when you're finished."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp
 
:)Words of wisdom about fixing the Broken Lawn Mower...

When our Lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed because the grass was too long.
But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, golfing, always something
more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. "When you're finished cutting the grass," I said,
"you might as well sweep the sidewalk when you're finished."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp

As time went on I heard she got a new one for around the house.

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