- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
A couple at the casino -
Husband: Ugh, lost my shirt at cards today
Wife: See, that's why you should play the machines. In haven't lost yet. I put my money in and win every time. Come here, you play!
(husband shuffles over, watches the wife put in her dollar and lo! the quarters fall out)
Wife: See? Won 4 quarters again!
Husband: You idiot. That's the change machine!
Husband: Ugh, lost my shirt at cards today
Wife: See, that's why you should play the machines. In haven't lost yet. I put my money in and win every time. Come here, you play!
(husband shuffles over, watches the wife put in her dollar and lo! the quarters fall out)
Wife: See? Won 4 quarters again!
Husband: You idiot. That's the change machine!
