F my life

[adedpoet]

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[winbig]

lmao....

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

Today, my girlfriend asked me to pleasure her with a toy. The only thing we had around was an airsoft gun. I didn't realize it was loaded and I accidentally pulled the trigger. FML

 

[winbig]

LOL these are too much.

Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML

The scary part is that these are true stories...

 

[BingoT]

Thanks for that one.
Now I have things to read on Mids if it gets slow
You cant beat them true stories.
it's life.


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