Dad's response

[just play]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.


When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………




“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

 

[kakata]

....following your dad philosophy...I should have 238 kids....

 

[SlotMonster]

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

Oh, that's priceless!

 

[dynamitewoman]

ode to language barriers

What do oriental/asian people do when they have an erection?


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!






THEY VOTE!

 

[Luckylizzy]

Grandpa Makes the Wrong Call

Little Johnnie had just turned six and much to his parents' chagrin, had never spoken. Johnnie's Grandpa, a well-known local poker player, was sympathetic to Johnnie's plight, and would take Johnnie with him whenever possible.

One regular bonding between grandpa and grandson was at the Elks Club Saturday night 10-20 hold'em game. Johnnie would sit on grandpa's lap and faithfully watch as grandpa regularly cleaned out the town council members, local attorney's and judges.

Alas, one Saturday night, grandpa seemed to be missing every flop, and was on the verge of tilt for the first time ever. Near the end of the evening in a capped pot, with grandpa on the button, he looked at his cards only to see 2-7 off. Furious at his run of bad luck, grandpa splashed the pot with a call.
Johnnie looked up at his grandpa and said, "You shouldn't have called that bet, papa."

Grandpa was stunned. "Johnnie, you're six years old, and these are the first words you've ever spoken!"

Johnnie looked at grandpa and said, "Well, up till now, you've been playing just fine."

 

[incrediblestuff]

your dad = tha man!
would have loved to see the look on that girls face

 

[just play]

Nooooo, it's not really my dad, that's just how the joke got fowarded.

Sorry