- Joined
- Jun 5, 2006
- Location
- Edmonton Canada
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce. He asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replies, "About 3 acres with a nice 4 bedroom home and mature fruit trees."
"No," he says, "I mean what is the foundation of the case?"
"Oh," she chirps, "I think it's concrete."
"I mean," he says, "What are your relations like?"
"I have a very nice aunt and uncle who live nearby, and my husband's parents are ok, they are in the next town."
"Ahem," he says, "Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh no," she replies, "But we do have a 2 car carport and it's enough for us."
"Ma'am please!" he shouts, "Tell me, has your husband ever beaten you up?"
"Yes!" she responds happily, "At least twice a week he gets up earlier than I do!"
Finally in frustration the judge asks, "Lady, just tell me....why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh I don't want a divorce!" She answers, "It's my husband who wants one - he's so silly, he says he can't communicate with me!"
She replies, "About 3 acres with a nice 4 bedroom home and mature fruit trees."
"No," he says, "I mean what is the foundation of the case?"
"Oh," she chirps, "I think it's concrete."
"I mean," he says, "What are your relations like?"
"I have a very nice aunt and uncle who live nearby, and my husband's parents are ok, they are in the next town."
"Ahem," he says, "Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh no," she replies, "But we do have a 2 car carport and it's enough for us."
"Ma'am please!" he shouts, "Tell me, has your husband ever beaten you up?"
"Yes!" she responds happily, "At least twice a week he gets up earlier than I do!"
Finally in frustration the judge asks, "Lady, just tell me....why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh I don't want a divorce!" She answers, "It's my husband who wants one - he's so silly, he says he can't communicate with me!"
