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Chuck Norris EPIC Christmas Split

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Now if theres one man I love , love , love its Chuck Norris.
I've watched waaaaaaay too many Walker Texas Ranger episodes in my child hood.

So just incase you haven't followed the stories, Jean Claude Van Damme performed his epic split between 2 Volvo trucks.
Well now theres a parody of that stunt with Chuck Norris performing the same split in a more extreme Chuck Norris setting.
As a bonus I've uploaded a clip from an Episode of Walker Texas Ranger which is a must watch.

Merry Christmas everybody!


Jean Claude Van Damme Epic Split between 2 Volvos

 
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I think it's awesome how popular Chuck is now. Have you ever seen all the Chuck Norris facts, some of them are pretty funny....here's a small sample:

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. :eek2:

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. :eek2:

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

:lolup:
 
I think it's awesome how popular Chuck is now. Have you ever seen all the Chuck Norris facts, some of them are pretty funny....here's a small sample:

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. :eek2:

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

:lolup:The Chuck Norris facts never get old lol lol
 
I'm ashamed that I lol'ed in real life to all of this :o
 

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