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- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Blondes Do Have More Fun
A blonde and her friends go to Vegas for a "girls weekend." Upon arrival, the blonde heads immediately to the casino lobby's candy machine. She stands in front of it, puts two coins in, and turns the knob, after which, a candy bar falls out.
The blonde picks up the candy bar, puts it in her pocket, then slips two more coins into the slot and turns the knob. Again (of course) a candy bar falls out and, again, she puts it in her pocket.
She slips another two coins in the machine, turns the knob and retrieves her candy bar.
A man standing nearby studies her. Confused, he asks, "I'm sorry, Miss, but I have to ask...What are you doing?"
The blonde turns to him, annoyed and says, "Uh...hello? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm winning."
A blonde and her friends go to Vegas for a "girls weekend." Upon arrival, the blonde heads immediately to the casino lobby's candy machine. She stands in front of it, puts two coins in, and turns the knob, after which, a candy bar falls out.
The blonde picks up the candy bar, puts it in her pocket, then slips two more coins into the slot and turns the knob. Again (of course) a candy bar falls out and, again, she puts it in her pocket.
She slips another two coins in the machine, turns the knob and retrieves her candy bar.
A man standing nearby studies her. Confused, he asks, "I'm sorry, Miss, but I have to ask...What are you doing?"
The blonde turns to him, annoyed and says, "Uh...hello? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm winning."
