BINGO

[rudepete]

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

 

[BingoT]

On the talk of Bingo

On the talk of Bingo
What has 75 Balls and screws little old ladies?





A BINGO HALL

 

[winbig]

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"

His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"

His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"

His wife replied, "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, "How come you put so little water in the tub?"

He replied, "I didn't want to wet your bingo card!"

 

[BingoT]

Bingo Jokes

(1)
PAT and MICK were playing Bingo.
Pat kept looking over Mick's shoulder saying, you've got that number mark it off, you've got that number mark it off.
After putting up with this for some time Mick got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your own sheet !?"
Pat replied - "I can't it's full !"
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(2)
Husband & wife playing bingo were competing to see who could call bingo the most.
They were level pegging & both needed number "5" to win.
5 came up so they shared the win. Therefore even scoring ~
"Not so !!" wife exclaimed, "I said it quicker !"