A man goes to the pet store and buys an expensive talking parrot

[BingoT]

A man goes to the pet store and buys an expensive
talking parrot. At home, he finds this parrot
swears like a sailor.

A conservative church going man, this bird's foul
mouth was driving him crazy.

One day, it was too much, so the man grabbed the
bird by the throat, shook him really hard, and
yelled, "Stop your filthy talk!"

This just made the bird mad and he swore more than
ever.

The man was furious and said,"OK, that's it!
You're getting punished for this!" and locked poor
bird in a dark cabinet.

This aggravated the bird to no end and he clawed
and scratched until the man finally let him out.
The bird proceeded to curse the man with a
dreadful stream of invectives.

At that point the poor man was so mad he threw the
bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds
there was a terrible din. The bird kicked and
clawed and thrashed. Then it suddenly got VERY
QUIET!

He started to think that the bird may have been
hurt. After a few of minutes of silence, he's
became so worried that he opened up the freezer
door.

The bird calmly climbed onto the man's out-
stretched arm and says, "I'm so sorry about the
trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve
my vocabulary from now on."

The man was astounded. He couldn't understand the
transformation that had come over the parrot.

Then the parrot said, "By the way, what did the
chicken do?"