- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
A couple had never fought in 25 years ..
A friend asked the husband - " How do you manage? "
.
Husband replied - It all started when we went on a honeymoon to south africa for horse-riding... During the horse ride ,the horse my wife was riding jumped and she
fell ,she got up ,patted it and said "This is your 1st time !"
... .
After a while ,it happened again.She got up & said "This is your 2nd time" . When it happened the 3rd time she took out a gun
and shot it
.
I shouted at her "Oh MY GOD! YOU PSYCHO!!!You killed the horse" ..she gave me a grave look & said "This is your 1st time"!!
.
Ever since then we've been very happy .....God has been kind !
A friend asked the husband - " How do you manage? "
.
Husband replied - It all started when we went on a honeymoon to south africa for horse-riding... During the horse ride ,the horse my wife was riding jumped and she
fell ,she got up ,patted it and said "This is your 1st time !"
... .
After a while ,it happened again.She got up & said "This is your 2nd time" . When it happened the 3rd time she took out a gun
and shot it
.
I shouted at her "Oh MY GOD! YOU PSYCHO!!!You killed the horse" ..she gave me a grave look & said "This is your 1st time"!!
.
Ever since then we've been very happy .....God has been kind !
