A blind man walks into Sears with his German Shepard

[BingoT]

A blind man walks into Sears with his German Shepard. He walks to the center of the store, grabs the end of the leash and twirls his dog over his head, then sets him back down. Tha Manger rushes and yells "are you okay?" The man smiles and says,

"Yup, I was just looking around."

 

[weesie]

Oh sheesh!

 

[david92506]

A Circus In Town

A Circus came into town and a young boy went to see it. In a large cage was a furry purple guerilla. The little boy made a face at the guerilla and the guerilla copied the little boy and made a face back. The little boy flipped the guerilla his middle finger and the guerilla flipped him back. For every act the little boy made, the furry purple guerilla copied.

Before the little boy left, he reached inside the cage and touched the guerilla, and then he walked away. The guerilla began to jump up and down and spread the bars of the cage apart so he could get out. The little boy saw the furry purple guerilla run towards him, so the little boy ran as fast as he could. No matter where he ran the furry purple guerilla followed him.

The little boy was so scared. He went into an abandoned 13 story building and went into the stair case. The guerilla followed him. The little boy ran all the way up to the 13th floor and entered a room and hid behind some empty boxes. The guerilla entered into the room huffing and puffing and jumping up and down.

The furry purple guerilla smashed away the boxes and there was the little boy, on the floor crouched in the fetal position, crying. The furry purple guerilla touched the little boy and said,

"Tag, your it."