- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
2 old maids
2 old maids are sitting in the park smoking cigarettes and gossiping one of the old maids is naive as they are smoking and talking the sky opens up and it pours down rain the other old maid reaches into her purse and retrieves a condom unrolls it clips off the end and places it over her cigarette the naive old maid looks at her cigarette and throws it away it is soaking wet she looks at the other old maid points to the condom and says whats that its a condom comes the reply well what do u do with them? girl you just saw i put it over my cigarette so i could finish smoking it i cant afford to throw my cigarette away they cost over $4 a pack where can u buy those condoms any drug store the next day the naive old maid goes to the drug store walks up to the pharmasist and says i would like to buy a pkof condoms please yes maam answers the druggist what size? gosh i dont know says the old maid their for a camel!!
2 old maids are sitting in the park smoking cigarettes and gossiping one of the old maids is naive as they are smoking and talking the sky opens up and it pours down rain the other old maid reaches into her purse and retrieves a condom unrolls it clips off the end and places it over her cigarette the naive old maid looks at her cigarette and throws it away it is soaking wet she looks at the other old maid points to the condom and says whats that its a condom comes the reply well what do u do with them? girl you just saw i put it over my cigarette so i could finish smoking it i cant afford to throw my cigarette away they cost over $4 a pack where can u buy those condoms any drug store the next day the naive old maid goes to the drug store walks up to the pharmasist and says i would like to buy a pkof condoms please yes maam answers the druggist what size? gosh i dont know says the old maid their for a camel!!
