Texts From Your Dog...

[weesie]

Funny!

 

[Mousey]

texts from my cats:

cat1: where are you?????????????????
me: on my way home
cat2: its 2 min past feeding time
cat1: we're gonna staaaaarve!!!!!!!
me: u wont starve i'm almost home
cat2: we can see bottom of food bowls in the middles
cat1: we're gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!
me: eat some of the food around the middle of the bowl where you can see the bottom. i'll be right there.

(3 minutes later)

cat2: better hurry
me: coming up the street now
cat1: too late... I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!
cat2: she peed in ur new shoes mom


As you can tell, one of my cats is something of a drama queen.

 

[Simmo!]

Funny

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