Intertops Casino

[JackMack]

I saw and posted in another Intertops casino thread that gives this place a thumbs up so thought I would redress the balance and tell people this casino is close to impossible to win at as far as I can see.
I have made dozens of deposits and have made zero cashout so I asked them to give me stats for my May play for derby Dollar as an example slot.

This is what they sent me for my stats on that slot. (I only low roll at around 22c and 33c bets mainly so this is around 2000 spins)
Total deposits $400 for May

Derby Dollars

Total wagered - $450.50/GBP 269.45
Total returned - $180.92/GBP 107.66

Yeah it is just a tiny sample from 1 slot but it is representative of how tight these slots can play and I think anyone would agree those are really bad numbers and remember I have never made a cashout at this casino so it is not like I am playing on the back of a big win

My whole return at the casino over dozens of deposits and thousands upon thousands of spins only about 85%
I think I have hit one bonus round in all that time on Ronin that actually gave me a decent hit.
My last free spin round on TallyHo was more representative of what I hit 99/100 spinning pretty much 25 dead spins (even with one where the scatter would normally hit for a retrigger the reel replaced the symbol with the wild that had just gone past something I have never seen before) it paid about $1.50 to a 22c bet but then I just get dead spins after the bonus so it usually takes less than 10 spins for the slot to get back what it pays me on bonus rounds.

Even if I have just been the unluckiest player to ever hit their casino wouldn't you think they would want to throw losing players a bone?
Today I went to live chat and asked if they had a bonus for slots for my account (I have probably claimed about 5 bonus codes over 40 deposits or so)
This was live chat.

Please wait for a site operator to respond.

You are now chatting with 'Kim'

you: Hi

Kim: Welcome to our live chat service. How may I help you today?

you: Do you have any slot bonuses for my account xxxxxx

Kim: hello xxx.

you: hi Kim

Kim: I will be happy to assist you with your request.

Kim: Please allow me a minute to check.

you: sure

Kim: Thank you for holding xxx.

you: np

Kim: I am sorry to advise that your account is not eligible for a bonus at this time.

you: So dozens of deposits never a cashout and I am not eligible for a bonus?

you: I wonder how I become eligible?

you: Do I have to make a blood sacrifice perhaps?

end chat.

It is not like I was asking for a freebie, just a bonus so I can stretch my play.

So I made a couple more deposits without bonus and got about 60% return with virtually no game time.

So all this is just boohoo I lost at casino XXX but people should know this casino sucks money like no other casino I ever played.
There must be better real time gaming casinos out there so I am done other than the rare deposit to see if they ever loosen their slots to higher payouts than "You lose sucker!"

 

[JackMack]

Well I got a bonus code out of them but it didn't work, they gave me one of the two I had claimed over my 50 deposits again.
Went to live chat and they put 50% bonus on. I asked what the wR was and it was B*90 so asked for it to be removed so ended with no bonus again.
Played about 4 deposits no game time whatsoever.
Better still I check my place on Samba soccer promo and it tells me I needed to deposit $75 in total to qualify and I still needed to deposit another $34. This after I made a few deposits I thought. After making a couple more deposits I checked for place and it said I needed to deposit another $33 to qaulify!
Checked with live chat they said it hadn't updated. After todays deposits it says $29 required to qualify LOL
I contact live chat again and they say it hasn't updated.
I called them out on their BS as it is obviously broken and what sort of system would it be that tells you need "x" amount to qualify and is always wrong because it never updates after deposits?
So maybe folk are depositing because they think they have not qualified yet when really they have.

Did I say Intertops sucks?

Yes it does make me feel better to let the world know.

Seems every deposit goes into a black hole these days, any casino any software. I miss the good old days when even if you lost you nearly always got plenty of fun for your money. These days its trigger a bonus if you are lucky and receive X10 bet do not pass go.

I'll give them one last shot and let you know how I get on then it is time for long break. Once it starts getting frustrating it is self defeating since I am a low roller for fun kinda guy.

 

[JackMack]

Well there ya go.
Actually hit a couple of wins that I hadn't in the previous thousands upon thousands of spins and dozens of deposits and got up to around $60 from $20 deposit but it was all downhill from there. Normally I would be happy with that sort of gameplay but winning 60% of your deposits back for the day being one of the best sessions you have had pretty much sums up how tight this casino is.
As usual every bonus round was pathetic, Triple Toucan paying around $2 total off 2 free spin rounds sums it up.
You can't possibly win when virtually every bonus round pays 20xbet or less.

Time for a long break. My advice, play a different RTG casino if you like the games. Bodog or whatever they are these days are pretty good

 

[X-Raided]

I've played at Intertops and can confirm that they're tighter than a ducks ass.
I've never been able to make a sizable cash-out there either.

Try Jackpot capital.. I've been playing there and never looked back. As a matter
of fact I have closed ALL RTG casinos except for Jackpot Capital.

P.S. You state that your betting 22c and 33c bets. Are you playing all lines? Those bet sizes
seem odd. Usually the lowest bet in an RTG casino is 20c and the next size bet is 40c.

 

[CompleteFailure]

My last free spin round on TallyHo was more representative of what I hit 99/100 spinning pretty much 25 dead spins (even with one where the scatter would normally hit for a retrigger the reel replaced the symbol with the wild that had just gone past something I have never seen before) it paid about $1.50 to a 22c bet but then I just get dead spins after the bonus so it usually takes less than 10 spins for the slot to get back what it pays me on bonus rounds.

Wait, Tallyho is a Microgaming slot. You played this at Intertops?

IME, there aren't any better RTG casinos to play slots in.

Long ago we were told that RTG slots can be configured by the operator. The worst HA was supposed to be 8.5% but it wouldn't be suprising if they added a new setting of 10%+ to milk the last American players they have.

Incidentally, almost all the RTG sites seem to have problems these days. This is actually one of the few ones that is still quick and reliable.

 

[JackMack]

Wait, Tallyho is a Microgaming slot. You played this at Intertops?

IME, there aren't any better RTG casinos to play slots in.

Long ago we were told that RTG slots can be configured by the operator. The worst HA was supposed to be 8.5% but it wouldn't be suprising if they added a new setting of 10%+ to milk the last American players they have.

Incidentally, almost all the RTG sites seem to have problems these days. This is actually one of the few ones that is still quick and reliable.

Yeah it is the same name but a different slot.
I hear you on RTG casinos, they aren't that many that are safe(ish) and I see Intertops are accredited here.
That's cool but it is probably based on whether they pay on time and such but if peeps never win to get a withdrawal then they won't get many complaints in that direction.

The slots are definately set very tight here though (at least nearly all the time I have played)
At other RTG's I would always get certain decent combinations after enough play but not here, for example I have never even got the first two wilds and the button on Ronin to trigger the bonus round and hit a decent win at the same time. I also haven't hit any double 5 of a kinds and virtually never more than 3 scatters on any game. I would guess they are set at about 85% most of the time which is horrendous if you want any chance of winning.

With other RTG casinos you would still have lots of long bad streaks but you would have a mega run eventually, not here. Not yet anyway and you have to draw the line somewhere and say this casino sucks.

 

[JackMack]

Just to underline how rigged this casino is here is a screenshot from my last gameplay after hitting nothing for endless spins I had 10c left so took my bet down to 5 lines and this what it spun in.



This at a casino you hit jack shit and no cash-outs over 50 deposits and hundreds of spins previous. Just another unlucky coincidence I am sure.
I have requested a detailed audit of my account but seriously, do not play at this casino.

 

[Vegasbum]

The old question:
You hate the casino....you never win....yet you continue to deposit......WHY?

 

[bigjohn]

OP, your location states 'England'. Is this correct?

If it is you have so many options including CM's number one ranked casino for 250 years in a row (or something like that). Yet you continue to play RTG slots on Intertops?

I must be missing something.

 

[BMWSTACK]

I've played at Intertops and can confirm that they're tighter than a ducks ass.
I've never been able to make a sizable cash-out there either.

Try Jackpot capital.. I've been playing there and never looked back. As a matter
of fact I have closed ALL RTG casinos except for Jackpot Capital.

P.S. You state that your betting 22c and 33c bets. Are you playing all lines? Those bet sizes
seem odd. Usually the lowest bet in an RTG casino is 20c and the next size bet is 40c.

It really based upon opinion and luck someone has had. For example jackpot capital is one of the tightest rtg's, this based upon years of playing, I do understand however they are. Good Casino being accredited and paying quickly.

This at a casino you hit jack shit and no cash-outs over 50 deposits and hundreds of spins previous. Just another unlucky coincidence I am sure.
I have requested a detailed audit of my account but seriously, do not play at this casino.

How can you say do not play at this Casino just because your losing? Never played there, but do understand its a Good casino. It one thing to complain about losing, but a completely other thing to take losses so personal that you tell people not to play just because your losing.

 

[JackMack]

There is losing and losing and yes it is personal when you get ripped off without any real chance of winning. If they stated in big bold letters, "Play our slots, they are the tightest on the net!" you might have a point, except they don't.

The real question is why are you taking it personally?

I'm telling people to play elsewhere as a favour, they can ignore me if they like.

 

[JackMack]

OP, your location states 'England'. Is this correct?

If it is you have so many options including CM's number one ranked casino for 250 years in a row (or something like that). Yet you continue to play RTG slots on Intertops?

I must be missing something.

You're not missing anything. RTG are very much my least played software next to Playtech.
I don't only play one casino you know.
I have lost at just about every casino I have played as I would expect to over many years but I don't feel the need tot ell people to steer clear because they are so tight as I do with Intertops.

 

[CompleteFailure]

You're not missing anything. RTG are very much my least played software next to Playtech.
I don't only play one casino you know.
I have lost at just about every casino I have played as I would expect to over many years but I don't feel the need tot ell people to steer clear because they are so tight as I do with Intertops.

Why don't you play Playtech? Them and Net Ent are my favorites.