Eurovision Song Contest

[goatwack]

Here's Cyprus again incase anyone missed it (for research purposes)

 

[irish-ranger]

Just received the shock of the year......

Nope not the Eurovision winner, the fact that this thread made it to 25 pages!!!!!

Yes mostly 25 pages of complete and utter tosh lol

 

[irish-ranger]

Here's Cyprus again incase anyone missed it (for research purposes)

I have asked the wife would she like a pair of them boots for her birthday it went down like a fart in a space suit

 

[paul7388]

Yes mostly 25 pages of complete and utter tosh lol

Just like the actual contest then.

 

[dunover]

Dunover had thought about banning us for watching it, yes

Sounds like you all suffered enough last night, without ban hammers too lol.

3 hours of your lives you'll never get back, sights you cannot un-see.

And why the hell is a Dutchman named 'Duncan' anyway?

 

[goatwack]

Sounds like you all suffered enough last night, without ban hammers too lol.

3 hours of your lives you'll never get back, sights you cannot un-see.

And why the hell is a Dutchman named 'Duncan' anyway?

So you missed Mahmood of Italy then

 

[KasinoKing]

I was totally shocked last night, that the UK came 26th... I was fully expecting him to come AT LEAST 25th!

How could a song with such brilliant lyrics fail to win???

"It's bigger than us
It's bigger than you and me
It's bigger than us
It's bigger than everything we see
'Cause I can feel the universe
When I'm feeling you breathe
It's bigger than us
And it's bigger than you and me
It's bigger... bigger... bigger... bigger... bigger"

Repeat the above 4 times until everyone falls asleep...
Genius!

KK

 

[goatwack]

The lyrics were quite clearly flawed as there is hardly anything bigger than him

 

[mack341]

with lyrics like those, the name biggus dickus comes to mind, they should use them for advertising viagra

 

[dunover]

I was totally shocked last night, that the UK came 26th... I was fully expecting him to come AT LEAST 25th!

How could a song with such brilliant lyrics fail to win???

"It's bigger than us
It's bigger than you and me
It's bigger than us
It's bigger than everything we see
'Cause I can feel the universe
When I'm feeling you breathe
It's bigger than us
And it's bigger than you and me
It's bigger... bigger... bigger... bigger... bigger"

Repeat the above 4 times until everyone falls asleep...
Genius!

KK

It'd have Simon Bowell wetting himself though.

 

[steveh35]

More bad news for tubby lad due to a mix up the Belarus jury's scores have been dismissed and revised after Belarus broke the rules by revealing their scores from the semi finals, as a result the UK has had 5 points taken off their 16 point score to finish even more rock bottom.

The winning country Netherlands gained 6 points from the mix up.

 

[mack341]

Simon Bowell

missed that on the first reading yeah he's full of it is old Si

 

[dunover]

More bad news for tubby lad due to a mix up the Belarus jury's scores have been dismissed and revised after Belarus broke the rules by revealing their scores from the semi finals, as a result the UK has had 5 points taken off their 16 point score to finish even more rock bottom.

The winning country Netherlands gained 6 points from the mix up.

PMSL.... it didn't even deserve 11 points, so Cartman should think himself lucky.

 

[steveh35]

PMSL.... it didn't even deserve 11 points, so Cartman should think himself lucky.

He said "he enjoyed the ride " well it's good to know the plane journey at least was some entertainment for him

 

[steveh35]

The UK's entry for Eurovision 2020 in Rotterdam. Bland, boring musak.

 

[goatwack]

That's nil pwah in the bag then

 

[mack341]

No, no, no! I thought one of the benefits of leaving the EU was getting away from this tripe, how much money are we wasting on this crap... 'if we were deep sea divers'

 

[steveh35]

No, no, no! I thought one of the benefits of leaving the EU was getting away from this tripe, how much money are we wasting on this crap... 'if we were deep sea divers'

Europe and the EU are two different things we can't walk away from a continent even if we wanted to plus Australia is still in it.

 

[goatwack]

Powerful lyrics if ever I heard them. Amongst the deep diving community at least

 

[goatwack]

Australia can just go away now, no offence. The niche guest thing's done now

Yes, Eurovision is my life

 

[steveh35]

The UK's entry for Eurovision 2020 in Rotterdam. Bland, boring musak.

Why are all UK boring ballad singers called James?
James Arthur, James Blunt, James Morrison...

 

[goatwack]

What was the last UK entry? James Fatso wasn't it?

 

[steveh35]

What was the last UK entry? James Fatso wasn't it?

Last year's entry was Bigger Than Us or Bigger Than the fatty who sung it.

Incidentally James Newman is the brother of John Newman so why didn't he do a big upbeat dance number like his brother and apparently he is a grammy winner as he wrote a UK No.1 song for Calvin Harris called "Blame" and he wrote "Love Me Like You Do" for Little Mix.

 

[goatwack]

Last credible entry the UK had was Blue, yes I said it

 

[steveh35]

Last credible entry the UK had was Blue, yes I said it

Err no the best eurovision song ever was Jake and Joe and will never be bettered I still have that song on my phone.

 

[goatwack]

Err no the best eurovision song ever was Jake and Joe and will never be bettered I still have that song on my phone.

Who the hell are they lol

Anyway, for argument's sake let's just agree UK's finest performance was Gemini

 

[steveh35]

Who the hell are they lol

Anyway, for argument's sake let's just agree UK's finest performance was Gemini

 

[goatwack]

Seems I missed that slice of Eurovision

 

[paul7388]

Is this piss this weekend.

 

[goatwack]

Not for a while I shouldn't think

 

[steveh35]

Is this piss this weekend.

Eurovision is always in May usually second saturday.

 

[nikantw]

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[paul7388]

Eurovision is always in May usually second saturday.

Thanks.

Just wondered with this thread reviving.

Still plenty time for it to be cancelled then.

 

[goatwack]

Paul jests of course.

I've seen him in full peacock drag regalia for Eurovision

 

[steveh35]

Thanks.

Just wondered with this thread reviving.

Still plenty time for it to be cancelled then.

UK entry was chose this morning, like Crufts, the Olympics and rugby it has to be a possibility with people travelling across borders to get to it.

 

[paul7388]

UK entry was chose this morning, like Crufts, the Olympics and rugby it has to be a possibility with people travelling across borders to get to it.

I think within the next few months most things will get cancelled.

Can see the later stages of all the Champions League and Europa League getting cancelled.

With this virus turning up in every country they are just locking everything down.

 

[nikantw]

Isn't the virus supposed to die at spring?
At least that's what the tv said ....

 

[steveh35]

Isn't the virus supposed to die at spring?
At least that's what the tv said ....

No if it was affected by weather or climate it wouldn't be thriving in Australia and East Asia.

 

[goatwack]

Isn't the virus supposed to die at spring?
At least that's what the tv said ....

In your case, I'd be more worried that your TV speaks to you

 

[nikantw]

Wiki says virus can only survive 9 days in the open if the temperature is above 4 degrees.

 

[steveh35]

Wiki says virus can only survive 9 days in the open if the temperature is above 4 degrees.

Wiki !!

It's a new virus how can Wiki know and is that Coronavirus or Co-vid19?

 

[nikantw]

Back to Eurovision please

 

[denis28den]

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[goatwack]

Back to Eurovision please

She looks like an edgy curtain thief court jester impersonating a dying cat

 

[denis28den]

I would prefer Donald trump and Ivanka