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Utah Dumb Laws
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It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
In Utah when a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Kaysville: You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark.
Logan: Women may not swear.
Monroe: Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Provo: Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake City: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Trout Creek: Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
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That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
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Alabama Quarter
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Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more than 25 cents.
The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Alabama quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.
"We are recalling all the new Alabama quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices."
The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide.
"The problem lies in the unique design of the Alabama quarter, which was created by an Auburn University graduate," Shackleford said. "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices."
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Have you checked your Powerball tickets???
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Utah Dumb Laws
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It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
In Utah when a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Kaysville: You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark.
Logan: Women may not swear.
Monroe: Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Provo: Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake City: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Trout Creek: Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
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That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...
Dum Gai
Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
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Alabama Quarter
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Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more than 25 cents.
The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Alabama quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.
"We are recalling all the new Alabama quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. "This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices."
The quarters were issued in the order in which the various states joined the U.S. and have been a tremendous success among coin collectors worldwide.
"The problem lies in the unique design of the Alabama quarter, which was created by an Auburn University graduate," Shackleford said. "Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices."
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Have you checked your Powerball tickets???
