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- Apr 2, 2007
- Location
- Belarus
I had a visit from my fairy godmother yesterday evening. I looked up from my newspaper, and there she was standing by the window.
Hello, she said. Im your fairy godmother. She didnt look quite as I expected, especially I didnt know how fairy must look. Of course, Ive heard about fairies, they are good, kind, and can give you three wishes blah-blah-blah, but Ive never thought that one of em will come to my home. Well, I must say something to her
OMG! Who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house? Get out of here or Ill call the police! I screamed. Oh, guys, you should see this! Ha-ha! Ive never seen more surprised face before! She was totally shocked!
Ok, ok, it was a joke I said. What do you want?
Well, she said. Ive come to give you three wishes. Thats what fairy godmothers do. They give you three wishes, dont they? Whats your first wish?
OK, I said. Id like to be white man (A little digression: Im black man. Do you understand what I mean? Im a nigger, so it makes me mad, especially when these snow-whites look at me as on garbage or Untermensch. So I asked to make me white man).
Thats a bit of an unusual wish, - she said. - I dont think Ive ever heard that one before. Anyway, if thats what you want Ill do this.
Ok, dont say, just do it! Can I have my next one? I asked impatiently.
OK, - she said. What is it?
I want always to be clean, I said. Dont think that Im so lazy I cant wash myself, brush my teeth or do my hair. Just wanted to save my time every morning or evening, cause life is short. Are you sure? she asked.
Right, - I said. That was much more satisfactory. Now for my last wish, I want many beautiful model-like girls always sitting on my knees.
Thats going to be a bit difficult to manage, - she said. But Ill see what I can do.
Well, thanks for everything, - I said. - Is there anything youd like before you go?
Ok, your wishes will come true after Ill leave your house, the godmother said. And another one: your joke was so funny, so I decided to play too. Bye. And then shes gone
Oh, Im almost forgottenMy wishes came true soonAnd now Im white toilet sink in womans WC
Hello, she said. Im your fairy godmother. She didnt look quite as I expected, especially I didnt know how fairy must look. Of course, Ive heard about fairies, they are good, kind, and can give you three wishes blah-blah-blah, but Ive never thought that one of em will come to my home. Well, I must say something to her
OMG! Who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house? Get out of here or Ill call the police! I screamed. Oh, guys, you should see this! Ha-ha! Ive never seen more surprised face before! She was totally shocked!
Ok, ok, it was a joke I said. What do you want?
Well, she said. Ive come to give you three wishes. Thats what fairy godmothers do. They give you three wishes, dont they? Whats your first wish?
OK, I said. Id like to be white man (A little digression: Im black man. Do you understand what I mean? Im a nigger, so it makes me mad, especially when these snow-whites look at me as on garbage or Untermensch. So I asked to make me white man).
Thats a bit of an unusual wish, - she said. - I dont think Ive ever heard that one before. Anyway, if thats what you want Ill do this.
Ok, dont say, just do it! Can I have my next one? I asked impatiently.
OK, - she said. What is it?
I want always to be clean, I said. Dont think that Im so lazy I cant wash myself, brush my teeth or do my hair. Just wanted to save my time every morning or evening, cause life is short. Are you sure? she asked.
Right, - I said. That was much more satisfactory. Now for my last wish, I want many beautiful model-like girls always sitting on my knees.
Thats going to be a bit difficult to manage, - she said. But Ill see what I can do.
Well, thanks for everything, - I said. - Is there anything youd like before you go?
Ok, your wishes will come true after Ill leave your house, the godmother said. And another one: your joke was so funny, so I decided to play too. Bye. And then shes gone
Oh, Im almost forgottenMy wishes came true soonAnd now Im white toilet sink in womans WC
