Nolimit City Delivers Retro Chaos with BRICK SNAKE 2000

[News Hound]

Nolimit City delivers a blast from the past with BRICK SNAKE 2000

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[jasonuk]

In line with Nolimit City’s signature volatility, players can opt for the GOD MODE Bonus buy, similar to the bonus buy in Nine to Five and Land of the Free, offering a costly purchase for a significant chance of hitting the max win.

Additionally, BRICK SNAKE 2000 introduces the new “GOD MODE Deluxe!” feature, allowing players to directly purchase a max win and then decide whether to double it or lose it all in a 50/50 gamble.

Holy crap... the parody keeps writing itself.

So just to crunch some numbers here...

• The maximum win of 8110x stake is 8% of RTP (1 in 98k), and being 1.5x more common than Bonus Buy Parody makes it 24,000x times more likely than an Avalon II full screen.
• The "it's not a pie gamble" also returns, 1689x your bet for a 1 in 4.9x shot at the top prize.
• The 8110x prize can be bought (at a cost of 8360x, 97.0% RTP)
• ... and in all three cases can be gambled 50/50 - so £1,622 at minimum stake gambled

So naturally all the review sites give it 8 out of 10...

 

[kou187]

NoLimit to this providers scummy practices.

 

[justdoit]

you need to be high at same level as NolimitCity to play this game, They killing entertainment on slots,

 

[slot_zombie]

Holy crap... the parody keeps writing itself.

So just to crunch some numbers here...

• The maximum win of 8110x stake is 8% of RTP (1 in 98k), and being 1.5x more common than Bonus Buy Parody makes it 24,000x times more likely than an Avalon II full screen.
• The "it's not a pie gamble" also returns, 1689x your bet for a 1 in 4.9x shot at the top prize.
• The 8110x prize can be bought (at a cost of 8360x, 97.0% RTP)
• ... and in all three cases can be gambled 50/50 - so £1,622 at minimum stake gambled

So naturally all the review sites give it 8 out of 10...

Well that seems a little.. excessive.

Why would you spend 8360x on the max win just to gamble it 50/50, when European roulette offers a slightly better house edge for sticking it all on a colour? This mechanism isn't even slotting.

 

[thr0b]

Man, what happened to NLC? They used to be creative, pushing it, but still fun. Oh dear.

 

[Valhalla]

Yeah I watched Bandit playing this one last night. Not only is the slot itself complete garbage to look at, but that max win thing is a total farce - the God Mod deluxe didn’t actually give him the option to gamble; he didn’t have a choice. The only button he could press was [YES], then the next screen appeared with a 0x on it (lost)

Then he bought a “standard” bonus, which was complicated as fuck, clunky, annoying, and not remotely entertaining.

So it looks terrible, the bonus is absurd, and it’s not even exciting to play. But well done NLC for pushing bonus buy prices into the stratosphere *applause*

 

[mcgameboy]

Retro Chaos?

RETRO CARNAGE MORE LIKE.

NLC: The slotting industry needs a better class of criminal. And we're going to give it to them......

 

[X-Raided]

I had a session today on this slot and I don't find it unappealing. In fact, I had fun playing it. I had it on enhanced bonus feature mode which only cost 0.01 to my 0.20 stake for a total of 0.21 per spin, and it bonused quite often.

I would just ignore/stay away from God Mode & especially God Mode Deluxe.

 

[dunover]

Holy crap... the parody keeps writing itself.

So just to crunch some numbers here...

• The maximum win of 8110x stake is 8% of RTP (1 in 98k), and being 1.5x more common than Bonus Buy Parody makes it 24,000x times more likely than an Avalon II full screen.
• The "it's not a pie gamble" also returns, 1689x your bet for a 1 in 4.9x shot at the top prize.
• The 8110x prize can be bought (at a cost of 8360x, 97.0% RTP)
• ... and in all three cases can be gambled 50/50 - so £1,622 at minimum stake gambled

So naturally all the review sites give it 8 out of 10...

You saved me some typing there but just let me add a few more facts:

This isn't slot sodomy, this is a circular cheese grater, wrapped in 500 grit sandpaper and coated with a 100,000 Scoville scale chilli sauce then being hit up your arse with a cricket bat.

NLC have made me commit an act today I never thought I would ever do in my life.

Did I steal some panties off of a washing line? Nope.
Did I hit a woman? Nope.
Did I snort drugs? Nope.
Did I expose myself outside the local school while playing Gary Glitter tracks on my bluetooth speaker? Nope.
Did I watch a TV talent show? Nope.
Did I vote Labour? Nope.
Did I don a gimp mask and jump out on courting couples before writhing on the ground? Nope.

I quite literally leapt from my computer chair and bellowed "THANK FUCK FOR THE UKGC!"

 

[thr0b]

I've changed my opinion on this, having played the 96% version. I don't do bonus buys.

The base game is quite fun, and pays out regularly. A decent mix of low wins, wins that pay a little more than stake, and occasional decent 10x+ wins.

The bonus drops in without too much effort; doesn't pay huge, but does pay.

Ignore the bonus buys and you've got a nice-looking game with a fun bonus mechanic.

(I always ignore bonus buys. Rarely see the point, unless I've just done a decent withdrawal and left sufficient to one side to do a small bonus buy. Not that I can. Because I'm in the UK. Ahem.)

 

[L&L-Jan]

Man, what happened to NLC? They used to be creative, pushing it, but still fun. Oh dear.

Try the garbage of Octoplay instead, Oh dear

 

[Jono777]

You saved me some typing there but just let me add a few more facts:

This isn't slot sodomy, this is a circular cheese grater, wrapped in 500 grit sandpaper and coated with a 100,000 Scoville scale chilli sauce then being hit up your arse with a cricket bat.

NLC have made me commit an act today I never thought I would ever do in my life.

Did I steal some panties off of a washing line? Nope.
Did I hit a woman? Nope.
Did I snort drugs? Nope.
Did I expose myself outside the local school while playing Gary Glitter tracks on my bluetooth speaker? Nope.
Did I watch a TV talent show? Nope.
Did I vote Labour? Nope.
Did I don a gimp mask and jump out on courting couples before writhing on the ground? Nope.

I quite literally leapt from my computer chair and bellowed "THANK FUCK FOR THE UKGC!"

You sure mate?

This obsession with gimps does have me a little worried for you!

 

[mcgameboy]

You sure mate?

This obsession with gimps does have me a little worried for you!

Mate, he doesn't have an obsession with gimps. HE IS THE GIMP.

Why do you think he harbours so much bitter resentment towards Mrs. D? Hmm?
Why is he afraid to speak out loudly when she is the house? Oh yeah, cuz he will get well told off innit?
And then once she buggers off out (to his INCALCULABLY great delight) he farts, cusses, burps, shouts, swears and rants like there is NO. FRICKIN'. TOMORROW.
It's like the shackles have been taken off. And the muzzle. While the cat's away, the mouse will play.

I mean....like....the clues are there....aren't they? A hen-pecked, pussy-whipped eunuch if ever there was one.....

Tell me I'm wrong

 

[megadam]

You sure mate?

This obsession with gimps does have me a little worried for you!

You think Dazza's mistook the G in BTG for something else. No wonder he's addicted to Bonanza then, has a whole other meaning!

 

[Jono777]

You think Dazza's mistook the G in BTG for something else. No wonder he's addicted to Bonanza then, has a whole other meaning!

Ahh, the penny drops, finally....

Bondage Tortured Gimp

 

[TheAddict]

Gimps, gimped games.. google searches have probably brought some proper wrongens to these parts.