Birthday Happy Birthday to goatwack!

Woohoo, happy birthday Goatwack!

I know you have a strict routine on Saturdays, but try to enjoy yourself and have some cake too. You only turn 30 once, have a great day friend!


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Happiest of B-Day's to you ole goatie! @goatwack Hope you're having a smashing party, or anything else to that tune, with the ones you care for the most! Hoping to come across many more of your cheesy puns and insightful comments here, over the course of many more years to come! Stay happy and healthy mate!

Here's to you: :cheers:
 
Pretty sure it wasn't that long ago I turned 40, wtf




Still, short of getting a Porsche 911 and growing a ponytail, I opted to get the clippers out for a trusted #1 all over, not until after having visited my mum for my cameo. Mainly so as to not give her a fright, but mostly because last time I appeared shaven-headed she ripped the p*ss.

So there you go, another b-day passes, and all those dreams, aspirations and ambitions can be put on the back-burner for another twelve months!

Seemed to get a lot of Breaking Bad-influenced gifts this year, all the more bemusing as it was me who'd introduced the missus to it, better late than never I figured. So.......thankyou, dear? I guess?

Socks, chocolates, personal diaries (chortle) and other assortments befitting men post-40, albeit with the odd surprise in there, can't really complain.

Yet truth be told, the best present was merely a week before.....

This is is the Boomer shit I get happy about these days.....

Ready?.....






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That's right! a new Combi Boiler!!

Given that the old one was more likely to blow up and was from ca 1962, this is what it's all about baby!

The best present any bloke could have, even when paying all the bills!

Anyway, thanks for all the birthday wishes, appreciated as always :thumbsup: 🙏
 
Hopefully this isn't a case of getting a new boiler from the old boiler....

I went there mate. I'm sorry. Forgive me....🙏

I'm going to hell for sure.
Still, at least I know ternur will be there for company (he gets sent there for being a lawyer) *

* for those who think I am bullshitting, I refer you to the devil himself, Toby....

 
Hopefully this isn't a case of getting a new boiler from the old boiler....

I went there mate. I'm sorry. Forgive me....🙏

I'm going to hell for sure.
Still, at least I know ternur will be there for company (he gets sent there for being a lawyer) *

* for those who think I am bullshitting, I refer you to the devil himself, Toby....


You cannot go wrong with a boiler swap....I'm still waiting for mine.
 

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