Terrible loyalty incentives/bonuses

[turquoise12]

tried another £200 tonight, not too bad, this time I lost it within 16 mins which is a slight improvement on the previous session, still no bonus feature triggered. That's £600 now in a few days within an hour overall I've lost, still yet to bonus on any game....but I do believe one day soon I will win 10p more than I've put in on a session. I believe it will come. Even if I've lost almost £9000 so far I believe that soon I will deposit something and it will give me at least 10p back towards the losses. I want to prove that it can be done. My best win ever in almost a year of playing was an incredible £7.20 (7x my stake!) but unfortunately that only happened once just before Christmas, obviously I had already lost a few hundred that session before I got that 7x spin but it's still something. People say to me why don't change casino? I've done it 3 times now and still no luck on any of them. Stop playing they say. I can afford to lose and it's a bit of fun seeing how many minutes I get out of it. Will keep trying.

 

[MahoneyKnows]

tried another £200 tonight, not too bad, this time I lost it within 16 mins which is a slight improvement on the previous session, still no bonus feature triggered. That's £600 now in a few days within an hour overall I've lost, still yet to bonus on any game....but I do believe one day soon I will win 10p more than I've put in on a session. I believe it will come. Even if I've lost almost £9000 so far I believe that soon I will deposit something and it will give me at least 10p back towards the losses. I want to prove that it can be done. My best win ever in almost a year of playing was an incredible £7.20 (7x my stake!) but unfortunately that only happened once just before Christmas, obviously I had already lost a few hundred that session before I got that 7x spin but it's still something. People say to me why don't change casino? I've done it 3 times now and still no luck on any of them. Stop playing they say. I can afford to lose and it's a bit of fun seeing how many minutes I get out of it. Will keep trying.

We are what we are and will do what we want to do - but after a certain point it’s difficult to not give you some of that tough love you seem to need.
“A wise man learns from others mistakes while a fool will learn from his own.”
It’s up to you which one you will be in this scenario. I’ve NEVER deposited 9k, deposit after deposit, and not ran up a decent roll…. Same time I’m typically not satisfied until it’s all gone at the end anyway. You are either playing one of the most rigged sites known to the planet or are utterly full of shite. If you chose to continue to pretend that it’s fun to see how fast you lose your money by timing your inevitable race to “0” perhaps do it in solidarity as your words will soon fall upon deaf ears.

Best of luck in your endeavours and I wish you nothing but happiness and good fortune.

 

[turquoise12]

delighted to inform that I FINALLY managed to hit a bonus feature today after almost £800 of spins on a £1 stake....it almost gave me 1x (I got 88p) which would of been really nice but it's nice to actually get a bonus finally and I almost broke even with a pound back from it which would of meant another free spin. Oh well maybe next time. I'll keep trying, hopefully it won't be another £800 or so before I get another one and who knows maybe I'll get at leasr a 1x this time and perhaps break my all time record when I got a whopping 7x win! That's probably too ambitious though.

 

[paul7388]

Really.

Seriously If it's that bad give up gambling.

Reading all your posts I might agree people can have bad streaks.

But it's near nigh impossible that you have played a full year and never had 1 win over 7x stake. Its something you would hit just about every session . Maybe you are not winning enough to make withdrawals but a whole year playing and never getting 1 win over 7x stake is bullshit.

 

[turquoise12]

I'm not lying. Have absolutely no reason to. I don't know how slots play for other people but for me 7x is my best, it was just before Christmas I think if I remember rightly and was on a bonus round. As you can see I'm about -£8500 down in the last year, still havnt won anything. It's more 9000 now as i took this screen yesterday before I played more. I don't care if I lose, I have the money, I play for fun. It's interesting seeing if one day I might beat 7x.

 

[paul7388]

You could be a million down and it proves nothing.

With all the slots out there I would love to see what games you play.

Even book of dead at 88%RTP would give at least a line of 10's.

Play Happy Holidays and pretty sure you would get a 5 of a kind.

Fuck even starburst would give you over 7x regular.

Sorry there's no way out you have played a year and never got a 7x win.

Yeah you might be real unlucky and not withdraw but that's about it.

 

[itsme123]

I'm not lying. Have absolutely no reason to. I don't know how slots play for other people but for me 7x is my best, it was just before Christmas I think if I remember rightly and was on a bonus round. As you can see I'm about -£8500 down in the last year, still havnt won anything. It's more 9000 now as i took this screen yesterday before I played more. I don't care if I lose, I have the money, I play for fun. It's interesting seeing if one day I might beat 7x.

But that's not reflected in the image you posted - for example in February your returns versus stakes is working out at just over 89% so that would suggest that if you arent getting any wins over 7 x stake you must be getting lots of smaller wins.

 

[Avernite]

Lower your stake and play different games.

 

[turquoise12]

decent session tonight, put in £300, lost within 25 minutes which is better than usual so I'm thankful to Gala for that. I did actually hit a bonus again too and it gave me a decent 72p win, not quite 1x and a bit less than the 88p i got from the last one but it's ok. Maybe one day I'll get a 1x on a bonus round, ive hit it 3 times now in the last thousand pounds played and all have been just under 1x so I'm getting close to it. Still aiming to beat my all time record of 7x but thats very ambitious, will keep trying.

 

[itsme123]

So if you are getting a return to stake of 89% in February and didn’t get any wins over 7x stake I am presuming you are getting hits every other spin ?
When you look at the stats you posted it shows that you are close to 90% return to stake on most months so very hard to believe it’s as bad as you say, and as many have pointed out why keep on flogging a dead horse when there’s obviously no enjoyment?

 

[turquoise12]

yes I mainly get 1x or 2x wins every other spin, but nothing better than that.

 

[interlog]

This is bull crap. Never a win over 7x since Christmas and putting thousands through is just not possible.

 

[turquoise12]

Why isn't it possible? Do you want me to screenshots of every spin since then because I can? Woould be very boring to see though.

 

[kou187]

Definitely some exaggerating going on here. No way what the O.P is saying is 100% accurate. You don't play slots for months on end without achieving a 10X win. Anyone that plays them on any level will know.

 

[turquoise12]

ffs why does everyone keep saying I'm lying? For what reason would I lie? I've already posted screenshots showing how much I am losing per session.

 

[TheAddict]

"Today after almost 12,000 spins on various megaways games..".
"I play a variety of slots, around 20 or 30 different games.."
"My best win ever in almost a year of playing was an incredible £7.20 (7x my stake!).."




 

 

[itsme123]

ffs why does everyone keep saying I'm lying? For what reason would I lie? I've already posted screenshots showing how much I am losing per session.

What you posted earlier showed a return off 90% against the stake - depending on the volatility of the games you play and the stake that you play that would probably not be far away from what you would expect to see.
I think its stretching the imagination to think you can be hitting 90% without either getting bonuses or a win over 7 x, but thats what you say you are getting. It would be far better to stop playing if you are getting no enjoyment from it, and with not getting bonuses or base game hits you cant be enjoying it.

 

[MahoneyKnows]

Why isn't it possible? Do you want me to screenshots of every spin since then because I can? Woould be very boring to see though.

Yes - I do want you to take a screen shot or video of your entire session next time you want your “25 minutes of fun” and post it so we can all bask in its glory… I would find it highly entertaining.

 

[turquoise12]

thought I'll try another £200 quid session, not too bad this time. Got one bonus feature and this gave me 98p, almost 1x, 2p short so that's pretty good. Didn't last as long as this time tough, lost after 14 minutes but I have had 5 bonus hits now within £2000 quid which is fantastic, unfortunately all 5 bonuses gave me below a quid which isn't quite 1x but hopefully one day it will happen ad who knows I might beat my best ever win of 7x. £9,000 down now but one day I will get a 7x win or better, almost a year of playing but it will happen, I can feel it in my bones.

 

[itsme123]

thought I'll try another £200 quid session, not too bad this time. Got one bonus feature and this gave me 98p, almost 1x, 2p short so that's pretty good. Didn't last as long as this time tough, lost after 14 minutes but I have had 5 bonus hits now within £2000 quid which is fantastic, unfortunately all 5 bonuses gave me below a quid which isn't quite 1x but hopefully one day it will happen ad who knows I might beat my best ever win of 7x. £9,000 down now but one day I will get a 7x win or better, almost a year of playing but it will happen, I can feel it in my bones.

What stakes, what slots? Thats the missing information. And you never responded to the fact that on the figures you posted there were plenty of months with 90%+ returns to your stake?
Its virtually impossible to get that kind f return with no return over x7 unless you are playing high volatility, mediocre RTP slots with silly stakes, so what are you spinning on and what stakes?
In the last 2 months i have made an initial deposit of £50 and withdrew £250 and I have still £30 to play about with, playing Bonanza, Diamond Mine, Dead or Alive, Big Bass Bonanza and in none of the sessions did I have no wins under x7, though there were several sessions without a bonus.
Maybe time to take a break is its obviously getting into your head.

 

[turquoise12]

I play mainly £1 stake on megaway games mainly, I have tried other ones occasionally but they arent great either. I do get wins around 1-4x times every other spin tbh but never on the bonuses, and still yet to get over 7x...if there are any slots you feel are better to play please let me know

 

[TheAddict]

Dunover pulling the long one for this years April fools.

 

[turquoise12]

there is point responding if you are just going to accuse me of lying. I'm not. There would be absolutely point.

 

[turquoise12]

*no point

 

[itsme123]

But your stats show 90% return against stakes, that means the slots you are playing are going to be in their expected range and its hard to see how they could be with no wins over x7 in 3 months.
What are the megaways slots you are playing and whats their RTP? If you are depositing £100/£200 and playing £1 stakes you maybe arent giving yourself a chance to get decent wins and you should seriously think about reducing stakes if you are going to keep playing.