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Casinomeister's Newsletter Frohes Neues Jahr! Happy New Year! The Most Informative Newsletter On Online Casinos in Existence http://www.casinomeister.com *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ *^*^*^*^*^*^* *^*^*^*^* *^*^* *^* * 3 January 2002 Issue #94 weekly Forward this to a friend! *You are receiving this newsletter because either you have subscribed, or someone unscrupulously subscribed in your name. If you feel you are receiving this newsletter in error, please send the nastiest most obnoxious message you can possibly think of to: Casinomeister-@topica.com. Your name will be cordially deleted from our database. * End of redundant disclaimer (but thanks to email spam trash, we gotta put it there!) *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ Don't have enough time to read this newsletter? Print it out and bring it to work! *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ Dear Readers, It's the beginning of a new year, and I hope you are able to abide by those New Year's resolutions that you've posted somewhere at home I'm sure. How many are echoing the ones you made up last year? Hmm? I just quit doing it. I figure, what the hell? This is as organized as I'll ever be. This will be my ideal weight for the rest of my life. I don't smoke, so I don't have to worry about that one. I put off things till tomorrow, which is fine by me. I know, I'll just be me and be the best me available to me. As a famous American sailor once said, "I yam, what I yam." Amazingly yours, Bryan *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ In this issue: 1. What's New at Casinomeister 2. This Week's Humor 3. Forum Highlights 4. Gone Gambling's casino account giveaway 5. An Apology... *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ 1. 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Test your gaming knowledge and use your jokers wisely (there are a few drinking questions, so be careful!) You can play once a day once the stats are reset. (I reset the stats daily early in the morning Central European time) . Every time you play, there are different questions, and of course different answers. So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? It's fun! It's free! With this many exclamation points, it's gotta be good! You can play here!!! http://www.casinomeister.com/whowants.html <a href="http://www.casinomeister.com/whowants.html">AOL</a> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ 2. And now for the humor... So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it." Adam asked, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "an arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" ha ha ha *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* 3. Forum Highlights ------------------------------------------------------------ Casinomeister's Forum: Online Casinos: Unified Gaming Casinos ------------------------------------------------------------ By seth (seth) on Wednesday, January 02, 2002 - 02:15 pm: In answer to the_cpa: My wins at gamblers palace, island and ibet all occurred after October 15, 2001. I got the impression that a large initial win was what triggered these casinos to do an audit. At two of them I hit the maximum win per day just before the audit started (gamblers palace was 5k and island was 10k). I don't know if these maximums are just for Blackjack or new players or what. I've never triggered a second audit at any of these so hopefully its a one time deal. I've also tried to avoid hitting the daily max again. Instead when I get close I switch to another casino until the next day. So more info on gamblers palace: They allowed me to cash out but asked that I not play again until they gave me the okay. According to George, the general manager, this was not due to my win, but that there were 32 disconnects during my total play there and they thought that looked odd. It has no effect on play since any incompleted hands are played next time you log in. I didn't experience more than a couple of dropped connections myself so I'm thinking some may have occurred and the software recovered quickyly enough for me not to notice. I've since asked them when I could play again and have not gotten any response. Some of the UG casinos have trimmed the player advantage down by only allowing double down on 9, 10 and 11. IBET and Island are two of my favorite sites since they allow doubling on any two cards. There's more. Check it out here: http://www.casinomeister.com/cgibin/discus/show.cgi?4/2703 <a href="http://www.casinomeister.com/cgibin/discus/show.cgi?4/2703">AOL</a> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* 4. Gone Gambling's Casino Account Giveaway! Enter for Free for the chance to win a $50 Online Casino Account. Winners will be drawn every day, so lodge your entry now. There's no questions to answer and no personal details are required. Just type in your email address and click on the competition entry button and you're in the draw. Couldn't you use a $50 Casino Account? Lodge your entry by clicking on the following link: http://www.gonegambling.com/addlist/addlist.html <a href="http://www.gonegambling.com/addlist/addlist.html">AOL</a> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* 5. An Apology Last week we ran an article that began "Several players pushing for overdue payments received an unusual letter this week which seems to indicate that The Online Casino.com has something of a cashflow problem." But the letter was from the Casino Online.com. Thus I apologize for the mixup. And with this in mind Theonlinecasino.com and Thecasinoonline.com both share the worst named casinos of the year award at Casinomeister. http://www.casinomeister.com/bestworst.html <a href="http://www.casinomeister.com/bestworst.html">AOL</a> *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* Complaints? Kudos? Please let me know. Peace, Bryan Bailey Webmeister Casinomeister http://www.casinomeister.com |