Casinomeister's Newsletter
28 February 2002
Issue #101
weekly



Dear Readers,

Ah, the Grammys have been announced and what a surprise, the soundtrack for the film "Oh Brother, where art thou?" won top album. By a surprise I mean that it was one of the first DVDs that I bought, and I just watched it over the weekend, and what a soundtrack! If you're not sure of what I'm blabbering about, you ought to check it out. If you haven't seen the movie, you should. It's loosely based on Homer's Odyssey (the Greek guy, not the Simpson) and takes place during the depression in Georgia/Tennessee. It follows the exploits of three escaped convicts in a most semi-surreal way.

What does this have to do with online casinos? Not a damn thing. But it was the film I watched just before I watched "Casino" with Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci. Man, what a movie. You may be wondering, "what the hell is this guy blabbin' all this crazy talk about DVDs and stuff." Well, this has been a major issue in our household since I hate dubbed movies, and our "new" DVD player (bought before Christmas) was collecting serious dust since we have an American TV and they don't jive together. I finally bought a new TV last week. 'nough said!

On the other hand, for those of you who have recently submitted your websites to be listed in our links page, we have changed our policy of submitting your site to 150+ search engines; we have discontinued this practice. Reason? It was ineffective and really did you no good. Most of the submitted sites were being spammed by these "directories" and they either sold the email addresses to third parties, or were just dormant dusty dead sites. So instead of this "submission," what we will do is announce your website in our newsletter. You can scroll down to see our new listings, and if you have a website that you'd like to have listed at Casinomeister, please click here for details!

Busily yours,

Bryan


In this issue:
1. What's New at Casinomeister
2. This Week's Humor
3. Forum Highlights
4. Gone Gambling's casino account giveaway
5. CHINESE CHALLENGE Got2bet's El Dorado?
6. Linking Partners


1. So what's new at Casinomeister:
Jackpot Willi!!
Finally, as promised Jackpot Willi is here! He's our newest staff member at Casinomeister and he'll be bringing you the latest on the Progressive Slots.

Some tips, a little trivia, and progressive updates; check him out here!

Another Casino Joins Casinomeister! More than a new Casino ! Tattersall's, the Australian lottery icon & gaming icon, have just launched their Casino,and (naturally) added their name to our reputable casino list.

Tattersall's Casino, like its sister Sports Betting and Lottery sites, appeals to the player instinct - no hype, no gimmicks - just high quality games, player security and operator integrity.

Tattersall's Casino offers ...

  • Top Shelf Game Quality with an emphasis on BlackJack, Draw Poker and multi-line Slots,
  • Quick Download packs by player preference ( Table Games pack, Slots pack or the full games pack )
  • Government licensed & regulated
  • 24 x 7 Customer Support
  • Play for cash or points*
  • Fast payouts & online player account information.
And for players who register in March, they are also offering a 35% Sign Up Bonus!

Tattersall’s Casino is a must for any new player or veteran who wants to play in style. Check them out.

(*Please note that Tattersall's Casino is unable to offer cash play to residents in U.S, Canada, Australia, France, South Africa or Belgium.)

Another New Casino at Casinomeister! CrazyVegas!!
That's right! Another new casino has joined the ranks of our reputable casino section Crazy Vegas, a fine Microgaming casino. Here's what they're offering:

  • 32 games - Progressive Jackpots - including Cash Splash & Treasure Nile. Play for free, or real money
  • Support: 24 hr toll free
  • Bonuses: New players $10 Free - No Purchase required.PLUS 15% bonus with every Firepay, PayPal, ACH or Wire Deposit (up to $1,500 per month). 10% with every Visa/Mastercard purchase. Bonus will be credited automatically to your account within 3 hours.
  • Guaranteed Security. CashCheck to view all transactions & Playcheck to review your last 72 hours of play
So what are you waiting for? Check them out here!

Hey Congratulations Lori Mayer!!
Our $200 Scavenger Hunt winner! And yes, your check is in the mail. Haven't played yet? What are you waiting for? This month's contest is going strong; thanks Grand Casino Venice for your sponsorship! C'mon let's play!

My Radio Show at Casinogazette
Hey, a new show is up! You gotta hear this one:

  • More deception from Bringmeluck.com
  • More naughty casinos
  • Leave It to Beaver, starring Clint Eastwood
  • and lots more...
Check out the Bryan Bailey show here!

The Online Players Association
And while you're checking out my radio show, take a look around Casinogazette and realize the the Online Players Association is taking shape there. Join up today! (membership is free) And become a member of one of the most important online gaming communities in existance!! The OPA

Like the new look?
Casinomeister's newsletter is now available in three flavors: HTML, text, or AOL, (you are reading the HTML version). If you would like to update your settings, please scroll down to the bottom and you'll find a link to do so. Any problems, please let me know!

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2. And now for the humor......
The following quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations:

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should go far, and the sooner the better."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

"Doesn't have ulcers but is a carrier."

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

"He's been working with glue too much."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"He has knack for making strangers immediately."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

"A photographic memory with the cap over the lens."

"A prime candidate for natural deselection."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

"Has 2 brains, one is lost, the other is out looking for it."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000 other sperm."

"One neuron short of a synapse."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled."

"Takes him 12 hours to watch 60 Minutes."

"The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead."

ha ha ha

thanks sis!

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3. Forum Highlights
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Casinomeister's Forum: Online Casinos: Be The Dealer Casino
is truly a unique concept....
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By timothychan (timothychan) on Wednesday, February 27, 2002
- 05:52 am:
I have been away from this forum (and many other forums) for really a long time, so I did not follow up on this Avi and Tony's story.

But I can prove that those guys at www.beejack.com never paid me commission for a long long time. In fact I am the first few who recommended the system on my website when they just started to sell the app over the net.


Find out what's going on here

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4. Gone Gambling's Casino Account Giveaway! Enter for Free for the chance to win a $50 Online Casino Account.

Winners will be drawn every day, so lodge your entry now. There's no questions to answer and no personal details are required. Just type in your email address and click on the competition entry button and you're in the draw. Couldn't you use a $50 Casino Account? Lodge your entry by clicking on the following link: GoneGambling.com


CHINESE CHALLENGE

Got2bet's El Dorado?

Our story last week about Aspinall Online's major coup in penetrating the Chinese internet gambling market through Sina.com incited a rash of emails extolling the potential of this market sector.

One of the more interesting referred us to the latest numbers from the China Internet Network Information Center (CNNIC). According to this august body, by the end of December 2001, China had 33.7 million Internet users compared to only 620,000 users in October 1997.

Other findings:

  • 61.3 percent access the Internet from home, and 45.7 percent log on at the office;
  • the average time spent online per week is 8.5 hours, with the most popular log-on time between 8 p.m. and 9 p.m;
  • e-mail and search engines are the main services used online, while news is the information most often searched for;
  • 31.6 percent said they purchased goods or services online during 2001, with books, music and computing appliances dominating sales. This proportion of online purchasers has changed little since January 2001;
  • The CNNIC report was compiled from 75,383 responses to a survey, and subsequent telephone interviews.

More news like this in our news section.
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