9 February 2007

Dear Reader,

Things are starting to slide back into normal mode here - so let me be brief.

Diligently yours,

Bryan


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WORD FROM THE MEISTER

Complaints in Casinomeisterland

Just a quick rundown on complaints submitted via Pitch a Bitch. January produced 58 PABs (January 2007)- the majority of which are Futurebet's Pokespoker which has bilked players out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. Mind boggling, ain't it? And it's totally beyond me why players fail to protect themselves. And these players failed in droves - like lemmings off of a cliff.

Who is to blame here? Is it the webmasters who referred these players to the now defunct poker room? Is it the players' fault to not Google the names of the poker room, or at least the name of the software provider (Futurebet)? Googling "Futurebet" brings Casinomeister's rogue section as the number two listing. What the hell were these players thinking?

There were also a number of Crystal Palace Group complaints that will more or less go unanswered since they were re-rogued last month. As I mentioned in this week's ICE special London report, Hastings disputes should be set up within a few days - all unanswered/unresolved RTG complaints that I have will be forwarded to them. I have also been assured that any unresolved old Montana complaints will be dealt with as well. There seems to be a baseless rumour going around that I've discarded these PABs. People ought to think twice when they read such mindless blatherings. If you have a question about this, please contact me.

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US PLAYERS: TIRED OF GAMBLING?

The Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act has thrown a major wrench into the gears of the payment processing for US players. Instead of trying to find a funkified method to throw your money at some Central American clip-shot-joint, why not take a break for a while? Here are some tips on how to chill away from the gambling scene. Click here and soak in some good ideas to scratch that itch in other ways that are less jeopardizing.

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US PLAYERS: Is your cash tied up at Neteller?

Check out the poll in our forum that gives an indicator on what types of Neteller funds that have been frozen by the US feds. You can join the discussion here: Other important Neteller links:
NETELLER SPEAKS ON U.S. FREEZE ON PLAYER PAYOUTS
NETELLER PAYOUTS BEING HELD UP BY U.S. AUTHORITIES
There are also a number of threads in our forum pertaining to the Neteller crisis.
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And now for the humor......
Life is a computer program ...

24 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2007.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

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Thanks Ian!

NETELLER'S 'OPEN AND HONEST' CONSPIRACY

Online gambling: a "vice that in this country has to rank up there with eating a second slice of Mom's apple pie while listening to "The Star-Spangled Banner."

Writer Jacob Sullum produced another sharp article on the US government's attitude to selected aspects of online gambling this week in a piece titled 'Neteller's Open and Honest Conspiracy' carried by the Washington publication "Human Events."

Referring to the recent arrests of Neteller founders Stephen Lawrence and John Lefebvre, charged with money laundering, Sullum writes that there was nothing sneaky about their "conspiracy." In 1999 the two Canadians co-founded Neteller, an online payment processing company, now based in the Isle of Man, which openly specialised in serving online gamblers.

"The FBI's investigation of Lawrence and Lefebvre, who were arrested last month and face a preliminary hearing in New York on Feb. 14, consisted mainly of reading their public company statements and using Neteller to bet on a couple of football games - a vice that in this country has to rank up there with eating a second slice of Mom's apple pie while listening to "The Star-Spangled Banner," Sullum opines.

"Yes, the feds really blew the lid off this publicly traded company that never made a secret of who its customers were or what it did for them.

"The impressive thing about the case, part of the Justice Department's legally shaky crusade against online gambling, is not the evidence but the government's sinister spin on it. The feds pretend they're pursuing criminals while prosecuting honest businessmen for providing services Americans want.

"The money laundering charges against Lawrence and Lefebvre - which carry prison sentences of up to 20 years, 10 times the maximum penalty for the offense they supposedly facilitated - are based on the government's claim that Neteller transferred money into and out of the United States 'with the intent to promote the carrying on of specified unlawful activity.'

"According to Michael Garcia, the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, the "unlawful activity" was taking online bets from Americans, which he describes as "a colossal criminal enterprise masquerading as legitimate business."

"Others, including the millions of Americans who use the Internet to bet on sports or play games of chance, the companies that serve them and the foreign governments that license and regulate the companies, see things differently. They see a legitimate business that bluenoses with badges are determined to tar as a criminal enterprise because they can't stand the idea that somebody in Westchester County might be playing poker in his pajamas," says Sullum in an at times amusing but always thought provoking article.

The author goes on to explain the flaws in the Wire Act of 1961, which makes it a federal crime, punishable by up to two years in prison, to accept bets on "any sporting event or contest" via a "wire communication facility," pointing out that this act does not make it illegal to place the bets, and it does not mention any other forms of gambling.

He writes that the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act, which forbids processing payments for illegal online gambling but does not say which forms of online gambling are illegal, did not clarify matters. In any event, it did not exist when Lawrence and Lefebvre were involved with Neteller.

"Yet Garcia claims Lawrence and Lefebvre knew the betting Neteller abetted was illegal. As evidence, he cites the prospectus that was given to investors when Neteller went public in 2004, which notes the possibility of legal trouble in the United States.

"This attempt to use Lawrence and Lefebvre's candour against them is pretty amusing, given that the same Justice Department has accused the Costa Rica-based BetOnSports of committing fraud by advertising itself as "legal and licensed." As far as the federal government is concerned, no matter what people involved with online gambling say about the industry's legal status, it proves they're guilty.

"In any case, mentioning that anti-gambling crusaders might bend the law into a crowbar and wallop Neteller with it is not the same as believing such an assault is justified," concludes Sullum.

"It is merely acknowledging that some people entrusted with government power may abuse it in a vain attempt to police the recreational choices of their fellow citizens."

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