30 March 2007

Dear Reader,

Well, it's that time of year again; time for a Spring Break. I'll be out for the next couple of weeks with the family checking out a few beaches in Spearmasterland. Wish me luck.

Totally yours,

Bryan


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WORD FROM THE MEISTER

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I've removed them from Casinomeister's "Accredited" section a couple of weeks ago, and this week I have discontinued forwarding complaints to them. Please refer to eCOGRA if you have any grievance with this casino group.

We're looking at the mother of all "fall from graces" here. I'm pretty much 100% completely frustrated with Fortune Lounge - they insist that there is such thing as "bonus abuse" and I insist that there are only poorly written terms and conditions.

The casino has every right in the world to pick and choose who their customers are. But once the casino makes the offer, accepts the bet, and the player plays according to the terms and conditions meeting the wagering requirements, then the casino ought to honor the winnings. It's the casino that is responsible for making the rules. If they make mistakes by forgetting to say that making a single bet on Blackjack is not allowed, then it is allowed. It is not the responsibility of the player to try and guess what the casino considers "abuse".

(I've said this before) subjective language has no place in enforcing rules. Casinos can enforce policies by disallowing these players access to the casino, or deny bonuses in the future, but it is unacceptable to garnish winnings after the player has met the wagering requirements of the bonus.

We understand that the casino wishes to bring in new players who will remain loyal by them offering bonuses. But the bottom line is that the casino writes the terms for these bonuses, the casino should be expected to write terms that protect it from players they don't want.

I'm getting ready to go on a two week family vacation starting today, and this is the last thing that I want to be dealing with before taking off. I'm watching what was once a stellar operation pull a total roguish move that just makes your head spin.

They should have just admitted that they made a mistake, and went from there. If they didn't want anyone to play French Roulette, they should have said so to begin with.

I'm hoping that they will reconsider their stance while I'm gone. It's never too late to do the right thing.

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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

They're mating," her father replied.

What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.

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GERMAN STATES TOLD TO SHAPE UP BY E.C.

Maintaining monopolies by banning online gambling operators could lead to legal consequences, Germans told

The European Commission has fired another broadside at EU member states that interfere with the free passage of goods and services from other member states to protect their gambling monopolies.

Reuters reports that as the week drew to a close German regions were told by the European Commission to rethink plans to ban online gambling or face possible legal action, an official at the EU's executive arm said on Friday.

It is the latest clash between Brussels and European Union countries over the betting industry, which is restricted to state-owned monopolies in some EU member countries.

EU Industry Commissioner Guenter Verheugen wrote to German regional state governments on Friday, giving them a month to change a draft treaty on the issue, the EU official said, confirming an earlier Reuters story.

"We asked Germany to reconsider the total ban on lottery and sports betting on the Internet. We think a proposed total ban is disproportionate and there are less restrictive measures, such as mandatory prior registration and strict guarantees on identification," the Commission official said.

Britain and Austria, two countries with online gaming industries, have challenged the ban.

"We feel Germany has not provided sufficient data that justified the total ban," the official said. "Germany has a month to reply. An infringement proceeding is one possibility."

The official said the draft treaty was inconsistent by banning online lotteries, sports betting and casino games, but allowing horse racing.

The move is the latest in a series of increasingly tough warnings by the Commission against monopolistic and discriminatory practices by some member states against companies offering Internet gambling services from other member states (see previous InfoPowa reports)

The issue stems from a complaint by a private operator to the German constitutional court, which ruled the operator was unable to exercise its right to freedom of profession due to the country's gambling monopoly.

The court gave Germany until the end of 2007 to resolve the situation, either by opening the market to full competition or maintaining a monopoly that does not promote itself with advertising.

The German states chose to continue with a monopoly and redrafted their gambling charter which seeks to stop gambling addiction

The charter restricts the games of chance on offer and seeks to "steer the natural gaming urges of the population along well-ordered and supervised paths".

Games of chance would be organised or arranged with permission of the federal state, the charter said.

"The organising and arranging of public games of chance on the Internet is prohibited," it added.

As the treaty impinged on other EU states by banning online gambling, the German states were obliged to notify the European Commission.

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