28 September 2007

Dear ${token1},

Time's a flyin', and so much to get done. Scroll on down to see what's up in Casinomeisterland.

Speedily yours,

Bryan




In this issue:

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WORD FROM THE MEISTER

THE TOPIC IS STUPID

What's stupid? A few things cross my mind - casinos that throw millions of dollars at marketing firms to get players, only to alienate the same players with stupid bonus terms or bickering over $20 deposits. Stupid is not communicating with your players when something is obviously amiss at your poker room - like collusion. Stupid is spamming me at Casinomeister, and getting caught. Stupid are leaf blowers, slow drivers in the fast lane, non-alcoholic beers, Bible thumpers and dogs that poop in my yard.

You guessed it, "stupid" is this week's theme on our webcast. You can listen to stupid stuff here: http://www.casinomeister.com/webcast/

And Vortran007 is back - hear his casino warning on our webcast!

EIG 2007 and CAP EURO

The European Interactive Gaming Congress kicks off in less than a few days. If you have any interests in the industry at all, you need to be there. I'll be moderating a speaker session on day two, and if you plan on being there - please attend this session. I'll be floating around for the entire week in Barcelona, so if you'd like to meet up, please let me know. I'll also be at the Casino Affiliate Programs Euro conference for Day One as well. So let's grab a beer and share some jovial jocularities, eh?

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And now for the humor......
The Scotsman And The Englishman

Try to settle the dispute
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I punch you in the nose and note how long it takes you to recover, then you punch me in the nose and note how long it takes for me to recover, whomever recovers quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman held the heaviest object he could find, took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and punched him as hard as he could in the nose. The Englishman fell to the ground and was howling in agony and holding his nose for thirty minutes.

Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to punch you."

The Scotsman said, "Keep the lousy egg."

ha ha ha

And thanks lauriejim for posting this in our Jokes section.

WASHINGTON CONFERENCE FOR PPA

More aggressive campaign for poker to be classified as a game of skill

Under the new leadership of Washington-based John Pappas, the 760 000 member poker advocacy group Poker Players' Alliance is stepping up the pressure on US politicians to classify poker as a game of skill, moving it out of the range of anti-gambling moves by the US government.

The PPA has arguably become the main lobbying group for the online poker industry in the United States, and it's next major project is a policy conference, scheduled for Washington DC between October 22-24. In an email to members, the PPA says that this will be the most aggressive initiative yet by the organisation, and urges poker players everywhere to get involved in the action.

“You will have a chance to meet with Members of Congress who will vote on this important issue, and mingle with many of the best poker players and pros from across the United States," the email informs. "In addition to a great conference, we will schedule a meeting with your Member of Congress and work with you to make sure they get the message that poker is a game of skill and that reasonable regulation is the best policy approach to Internet gaming.

"Members of Congress need to hear from their constituents. Without you, the poker prohibitionists will continue to make the rules. With you, we can protect games of skill from unfair government interference.”

The conference will be centred on the Omni Shoreham Hotel and transportation will be provided to Capitol Hill. The event kicks off with a welcome function at 6:00pm on Monday, October 22nd and participants are encouraged to plan flights home the night of the 23rd or the morning of the 24th.

Those who wish to attend are urged to send an e-mail to wash-fly-in@pokerplayersalliance.org in order to get a registration form. The event is not confined solely to PPA members, but is open to anyone who wants to add support to calls for legal poker.

The PPA reminds members that the new session of Congress convenes after the Labour Day holiday, again placing legislative proposals to regulate and license US online gambling centre stage. Congress has four online gambling bills in the works, such as the Internet Gambling Regulation and Enforcement Act, proposed by Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) and the Skill Game Protection Act, proposed by Congressman Robert Wexler (D-FL). Other proposals deal with taxation issues and a move to initiate a proper and independent, bipartisan study of Internet gambling (see previous InfoPowa reports)

The legal action against the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act by the Interactive Media Entertainment & Gaming Association will also be front-and-centre as the American political machine heads into the final quarter of the year.

Online Casino News courtesy of InfoPowa

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Peace
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