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MEISTER MAIL
21 December 2007
Dear ${token1},
It's here - Xmas cheer!.
Ho Ho Ho-ingly yours,
Bryan
In this issue:
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WORD FROM THE MEISTER |
XMAS CHEER
I just wanted to wish everyone a relaxing and cheerful holiday season. May the spirit be with you.
"I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!"
Ebenezer Scrooge
- A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
Check out some of my favorite Christmas links:
Christmas Superstitions Snopes.com
We get nostalgic for Victorian Christmases. What did Victorians get nostalgic for? Find out at the
Straight Dope
Why do we celebrate Christmas on Dec. 25? Check it out here
Deck the halls with balls of fire: Why is it dangerous to burn wrapping paper? Check it out here
Merry Christmas, every one!"
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| ATTENTION - SCROOGES! |
Tired of being accused of "Scroogeness" every Christmas? REDEEM YOURSELF AT MY WISHLIST!! Yes! Now is your chance to become a better person by buying me stuff at my Amazon.co.uk wishlist !! Just imagine experiencing the pleasure of giving, and giving generously.
Don't be a Scrooge! C'mon! What are you waiting for!!!
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| HEADS UP IN THE FORUM FOR AOL USERS!! |
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Please contact me to restore your account with a non-AOL email address. Thanks!
There is an active thread that suggests other free email addresses that are perfectly fine here.
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HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE MEISTER'S MALL? |
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!
Don't be a dweeb and forget to get your Xmas shopping done on time. Meister's Mall has been set up for our US members and those in the EU. There are a number of cool items you can get from Amazon - Casinomeister Picks, Poker paraphernalia, books on Vegas, casinos and slots. There are great DVDs to be had, and cool tunes some of which are featured on Casinomeister webcasts. Plus a whole mess of magazines subscriptions (US members) to choose from. Get that special poker buddy that special gift before you forget it's almost Christmas.
You can check out the Meister Mall USA here and Meister Mall EU here.
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| And now for the humor...... |
7 Ways to be Annoying at Christmas
1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.
3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."
5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.
7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:
'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop All you get is the snowman's poop!'
Ho ho ho!
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Complaints? Kudos? Please let me know.
Peace
Bryan Bailey
Webmeister
Casinomeister
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