9 November 2006

Dear ${token1},

It's a beautiful day in Casinomeisterland, and the smoke is beginning to clear after this week's elections. Will things get a little better over the next several months? I think so. How about you?


Wonderingly yours,
Bryan


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WORD FROM THE MEISTER

Thanks for your vote!
I just want to say to all of my fellow American members, "Thanks for voting on Tuesday!" Regardless of your persuasion: Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, or whatever, your voice is important. It looks like the Dems have the House and Senate, so hopefully this means that silly H.R. 4777: Internet Gambling Prohibition Act will get tossed once it goes to the floor. And it's good news that some of these prohibition supporters were "fired" yesterday. Representative Jim Leach is one of them. Someone mentioned in our forum "tell us where to click the mouse, and we'll vote you out of the House." Ha ha - so true. More here on Leach (gawd, I love that name)

But this is no time to rest on the laurels. The fight is not over - it's only just begun. Senator Kyle from Arizona is still working hard, and who knows how many Bible thumping moralists will carry Leaches baton. Those of you who are upset about the "New Prohibition" should continue writing your representatives. Election time should not be the only time that you choose to voice your opinion.

And by the way, I had at least one write in vote for California Insurance Commissioner. Thanks!

US Players - protect yourself.
As predicted, the snakes are slithering into the American wilderness. PABs are piled up and to be honest, it's taking a lot of effort to get through them. The majority are coming from no-name crap casinos or sportsbooks, and most of these aggrieved players have either failed to do their homework or were just to damn greedy to pass up an offer that was too good to be true. I insist that everyone read the How to Spot a Rogue page. Do yourself a favor and abide by its philosophy and guidelines.

Oh, and just a quick side note: some of you may be getting this newsletter for the first time in a long while. I did some fall cleaning in the newsletter's database and activated a number of dormant accounts. If one of these accounts was yours my dear ${token2}, then welcome - finally.

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And now for the humor......
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn." The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

ha ha ha
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Peace Bryan Bailey
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