30 November 2006

Dear ${token1},

It's a brief one, so I'll cut to the chase.


Succinctly yours,
Bryan


In this issue:

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WORD FROM THE MEISTER

Real Time Gaming Disputes?

Just a heads up for players of RTG casinos: the Montana disputes is no more. At the moment, player disputes are in a limbo stage (not the dance). A new master licensor will be handling RTG casino licensing issues, but their dispute section has not yet been put into action. It may be some time until this is in effect.

What does this mean for players and affiliates? If you have a complaint or issue about an RTG casino that the casino cannot resolve for you satisfactorily, you may have to wait until this new licensor has created their disputes section. I do not know when this will be implemented. Your disputes may have to wait.

In the meantime, I have direct contact with the RTG Casinomeister "Accredited" casinos (naturally). This includes the King Solomons group, Mainstreet group, Casino World Club, 49er Casino, and iNetBet. These casinos also have representatives in our forum.

Other RTGs I am in contact with for disputes:
Bodog
VIP Casinos
Windows Group
Virtual Casino group (listed here)
Crystal Palace Group

There are a few others with reps on Casinomeister's forum here: http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/showgroups.php

WARNING: Players be advised that you are relying on the discernment, empathy and responsiveness of the casino operator to consider your dispute. I will assist if need be and as time permits.

Please note: If the old Montana Disputes was dealing with your issue, you may have to wait to see if the new dispute section has you in their system. Hopefully they will contact you.

There is a discussion thread here:

And Speaking of Disputes...

Pitch a Bitches

Due to many players not doing their due diligence when it comes to playing at an online casino, I will no longer be accepting PABs for casinos NOT listed at Casinomeister for the SECOND PAB.

The first PAB that a member submits is a freebie (crapcasino.com, whatever). But if the member comes back with complaints other than from casinos listed in Casinomeister's Accredited Casino section - sorry, but I reserve the right to turn these down.

The reason for this is because many players are not heeding good smart advice to be selective with which casino to play at. These players will send in numerous PABs for crap casinos that they should never have been messing with in the first place.

Further reading can be found here and here

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And now for the humor......
A classic that needs to be told again:


"Who's On First" -- new version

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

ha ha ha

FOUR NEW MICROGAMING GAMES!!

Review of the new MG games (November) - Mega Moolah!

By zoozie

Yes, "Mega Moolah" was actually released this month after being delayed for 2 months and is definately the star of this release. But MG also relased 3 other slots where 'only' one of them actually is a clone. Besides the 5-reel slots "All Aces" VP was also relased as 50-play and 5 multi-hand version of popular BJ games was also relased. I will not review the BJ games - Someone else (a BJ lover) can have that honour.

Mega Moolah:
Medium/High Variance slot
25 lines
The intro to the slot is pretty but not very exciting. So my favorite MG intro is stil 'Loaded'. Most people just click past the intro anyway.

The symbol-graphics are excellent. The animals have the 'cartoonish' look that I like. Last month I criticized the 'Flying Circus' slot for trying to look too realistic which just does not fit into my slot world. But I am very sad that MG have once again included the 9TJQKA symbols they believe must be a part of every theme. The sound does go well with the slot. Not too noisy with some 'savannah'-wildlife samples and a pleasant spinning sound. The same spinning sound has been used in other slots before though.

The slot is a standard freespin/multiplier slot that most slot players prefer, but this time a 4-tier rapid fire jackpot has been added.

3 scatters triggers 15 freespins with *3 multiplier during the freespins and the feature can be retriggered. This is good news. It is very used standard feature, but it is still a very good one.

For the rest of the review, check it out here.

http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/online-casinos/15319-review-new-mg-games-november-mega-moolah.html
Complaints? Kudos? Please let me know.

Peace Bryan Bailey
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